/mirin/

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

be me last night
gringo living in Medellin, Colombia
drinking Aguardiente and shooting the shit with some old Colombian dudes before I go to the salsa club
one reaches over to me, grabs my bicep, and says "fuerte"

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I don't understand this comic

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Okay, here's another one from 2 years ago, before I graduated college

at this sorority girl's birthday party
be hooking up with a random sloot at the time
run into sloot at the party, take her out to my car
put on The Monitor by Titus Andronicus and we bang

go back into the party
milk truck birthday girl and her hot nubian roommate are sitting on the couch
talk to them, tell them I'm planning to travel abroad and live in different countries for a few years
nubian tells me "oh my god you're so hot"
milk truck agrees
leave again with my sloot from before and get the best road head of my life on the way back to her place

end up hooking up with milk truck a few months later, my roommate dates the nubian for a while
tfw all three of the girls are fat now

takes2long
takes2long

Originally the "SLUT" and "HELP" panels were reversed.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The help and slut panels have been reversed for whatever reason

SniperGod
SniperGod

Nice

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What's the point of reversing this comic?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I work as an electrician so I get a lot of friends of friends that need some things done, this weekend a friend of my friend's girlfried needed to have some fixtures installed. I think she was expecting some fat greasy slob or something but when she opened the door she looked almost bewildered, she followed me the entire time I was working there and I even caught her biting her lip once. Shame I was in a hurry or I might've tried to flirt a bit, she was pretty hot.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's anti-humor for people who've seen the original

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm gonna need this in greentext form or I can't read it

RumChicken
RumChicken

be me at gym
after main movements go do some leg press
need more plates so I look around and spot another plate
ask two 3.14qts if they need it because it was next to their machine
they laugh and tell me they dont need any plates, aparently they have no weight on the machine whatsoever
go back and put plate on
do my sets and continue to add weight
song stops at the perfect time to hear one of them say to the other something along the lines of "holy fuck, we are here moving no weight whatsoever and look at this guy, just look at this shit how much weight is that even ?"
It was 230kg for anyone interested
I didnt even realise they were talking about me until I looked in their direction to see who they were talking about and they were looking at me
a bit later they moved to the machine right next to me (which is as far as I can tell the EXACT same one they were on previously so idk what the fuck is up with that)
make some quick smalltalk where they tell me it is their first time in the gym
some beta faggot tries to explain them the machine and offers that they can drink his water because they have none with them
I just kinda ignore them and continue my workout just talking a bit in my breaks and laughing at them because they had no clue how to do anything and they were constantly laughing their asses off

I could probably have made a move but even with the stage set I am way too autistic.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

You will make it when you will squat 230kg

Skullbone
Skullbone

I wonder if that will ever happen because my squat is fucking horrible, always been that way. Atleast my DL is decent...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Was posted in the thread before, but nice nevertheless

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

you're pretty stupid
thanks kind redditors!

FastChef
FastChef

I cant imagine having no friends to talk to why dont you tell us about that instead?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

be me
at gym
the womanlet I see there all the time challenges me to a pull up contest
I lose
"haha better luck next time big boy"
rubs my back and goes to cardio room
Not sure if mire or not

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

go to friends house to visit him
old room mate
used to be fat so they're all blown away that im not stuffing a mctriple in my face
friends gf keeps telling me how good i look
friends gf keeps rubbing my arms
friends gf gets drunk
"we dont have enough room, so you can sleep with friend number 2 and i'll sleep with user, it'll be fine we'll put pillows inbetween us" - friends gf
he tells her that makes no sense
looks at me angry
leave in the morning
never go there again

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Emberburn
Emberburn

She's cute as hell

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Wow, they think in 230kg is much? I'm at 260kgs for 8 reps now and never had anyone mirin :'(

Supergrass
Supergrass

"we dont have enough room, so you can sleep with friend number 2 and i'll sleep with user, it'll be fine we'll put pillows inbetween us" - friends gf

Holy shit, does thotness know no bounds

hairygrape
hairygrape

Should've been dumped on the spot.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

at a house "party"
mostly friends chilling out, some girl acquaintances
smoke the devil's lettuce for maximum chillness
proceed to gather in a room to look at shit on the internets
lying on the bed, I want that full view of the monitor and also to be comfy
qt girl acquaintance enters the room
"i don't feel anything yet, anons"
she jumps in bed and puts the back of her head on my chest
surprised for a split second, and try not to sperg out
my autistic thoughts are making me breathe a bit faster
can see the qt browse her phone, and notice her chest going up and down faster than mine
take a few deep breaths, she pushes her head up a bit and looks at me from the corner of the eye
she blushes a bit, commenting on some webjunk video we're watching
"wow, i've never felt this way before"
she's younger and probably smoked shit stuff before
mind you, the room is pretty full of people, so i can't really make a move
that, and the fact that i'm autistic and high
decide to enjoy the moment, chest and neck bathed in long, blonde and strawberry scented hair
feels nice desu
we eventually get up from the bed to smoke some more
she looks at me every now and then
everyone is really high
night ends when some friends had to go
since then the qt girl is becoming more and more regular in my autistic circle of friends

I'm gonna make a move the next time we meet, wish me luck bros, pic related, it's her

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

good luck user

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

don't worry user, you'll never be as autistic as the guy who offered his water

Methshot
Methshot

Used to have the same problem. Went back to squatting the bar to get the form right, a few months later I'm pretty happy with my squats. You will make it user.

Evilember
Evilember

This

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

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eGremlin
eGremlin

that's cute user. If she's shy as well it means you need to take the lead though, don't wait for anything to happen, because it won't. MAKE it happen.