>gym goblin gang carried off my plates and water bottle
>ogre doing leg day again ffs he takes up the only two cages in the gym, at once!
>attend miskatonic university >uni gym full of lanklets doing db presses in the squat racks >recently reanimated cardiobunnies walking way too slow down hallways >fish people performing sacrafices on the deadlift platforms >mfw
>tfw unholy dimensional portal opened up in front of the smith machine >dudebro dyels who are too afraid to squat get pulled in and come back with unnatural gainz One guy even ran out of smith machine portal, ate some mutant mass, and immediately overhead pressed 3 people with his eyeball tenticles and tongue. He was banned from the gym afterwards for sexually assaulting gym members and digesting them from the inside out, but still, mad gains for the people who least deserve it. I'd become an Eldritch abomination minion myself, but I wouldn't be caught dead near the smith machine.
> Real men stopped coming to the gym > Manlets are getting out of the pit, but manlets they are no more, because 6 feet tall they are now. > All my big boys from before are gone and I'm the only one left. I hear whispers from the pit
>need protein >approach gym merchant >"Whatcha boyin, strangah?" >been going to this gym for years
Is this physique achievable natty? I don't want to sacrifice manlets anymore
> Be me, young Necroman deadlifting cursed books with my zombie minions in my college gym > Meanwhile, use a complex quadruple curved dimentional portal to watch a braphog Succubus squatting on the other side of the gym > She's going ass to abyss Bythesevengatesofhell.forbiddenscroll > Suddenly she releases the loudest and mightiest BRAP any Eldritch ever heard > The Almighty One on the plan next door probably heard it > She is so ashamed her skin turns green I.have.to.smell.that.dot.Necronomicon > I lose control over my eight legs and suddenly run through the gym in her direction > Arrive in front of her and sniff the brap with my middle trunk for extra sensivity > Smells like sulfur and vanilla whey Necrobonerengaged > "What the fuck are you doing you damn creep!?" > Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, I have to think of something to say, everyone in the gym is watching us > "Are... Are you an archeologist?" > Got thrown out by Cerberus and never went back > Still fap thinking about that smell
>squatting lmao3pl8 >have to pee like a racehorse because I’ve been sipping PWO since 9 AM >come back to my rack and some girls are using my personal plates
Wtf, I lug those into the gym myself every day, don’t these thots have any respect? I’d rather be caught dead than using the communal plates like a pleb, so I had to wait for the girls to finish five sets before I could get my plates back.
I AM NYARLAHOTEP
THE CRAWLING CHAOS
CRAWLING IS GOOD FOR MOBILITY
>That is not dead >Which can eternal lift, >And with strange aeons >Even user may get a gf
>be glorious half-orc brobarian >twink elf bard gymbro still gets all the gym thots
>reading The Mad Texan's Strengthonomicon >hear whispers from the Pit >something moving in the shadows They come
Hes challenging you, show your dominance and fuck him in the ass in front of all the gym denizens.
what is the name of this front thing you did always try looking it up when I see it but can never find it
>Gym flutist is playing slower than the rest of the band