>gym goblin gang carried off my plates and water bottle
Andrew Foster
>ogre doing leg day again ffs he takes up the only two cages in the gym, at once!
Colton Russell
>attend miskatonic university >uni gym full of lanklets doing db presses in the squat racks >recently reanimated cardiobunnies walking way too slow down hallways >fish people performing sacrafices on the deadlift platforms >mfw
>attend miskatonic university’s weight training program >they don’t even let you read the rippetonicon unless you’re a professor Should’ve just gone to Dunwich CC
>forgot water bottle >gym night-gaunt hiding behind the vending machine >start throwing plates at it to get it to move >it attacks the manlet trying to escape the pit
Michael Adams
>tfw gym vampire converted the gym twink >he's now twice as thirsty for my gains, and carries twice the amount of bloodborne viruses
>tfw unholy dimensional portal opened up in front of the smith machine >dudebro dyels who are too afraid to squat get pulled in and come back with unnatural gainz One guy even ran out of smith machine portal, ate some mutant mass, and immediately overhead pressed 3 people with his eyeball tenticles and tongue. He was banned from the gym afterwards for sexually assaulting gym members and digesting them from the inside out, but still, mad gains for the people who least deserve it. I'd become an Eldritch abomination minion myself, but I wouldn't be caught dead near the smith machine.
Austin Turner
> Real men stopped coming to the gym > Manlets are getting out of the pit, but manlets they are no more, because 6 feet tall they are now. > All my big boys from before are gone and I'm the only one left. I hear whispers from the pit
Nicholas Cooper
>need protein >approach gym merchant >"Whatcha boyin, strangah?" >been going to this gym for years
> Gym troll told me to squat my bodyweight on my first day > It was a year ago and I'm still in the hospital
Liam Harris
>bloatlord Yog-Sothoth takes up half the gym now Good thing they only feed it manlet souls or I'd be lifting in the other realm
Ryder Hall
>the gym bard is playing don't stop believing on his lute again
Cameron Rodriguez
>that guy who reads incantations from the necronomicon between sets
Colton Morgan
Just a small town maiden Livin' in a lonely realm She took the twilight wagon goin' anywhere Just a city squire Born and raised in south Helgen He took the twilight wagon goin' anywhere
A bard in a smoky tavern A smell of mead and cheap potions For a smile they can share the eve It goes on and on, and on, and on
Strangers waiting Up and down the bridleway Their shadows searching in the night Streetlamps, people Living just to find emotion Hiding somewhere in the night
>starts levitating 10kg plates from my rack >'Are you using those?' >'Nah, man. All yours' >Get back to trying to rip reality apart with my DLs while he shapeshifts in the mirror
Lazy bastard.
Owen Lee
>he doesn't chant incantations between sets for those supernatural supernatty gains
>be me >eldritch abomination >been tormenting the souls of mortals x failure for months now >getting pretty spooky >see qt 3.14^-2/0 >flex a c'lexyx'ep >it laughs >tentacles spill out my pockets >mfw
>ingested forbidden creatine >my widow's peak has become sentient and mocks my slow OHP progress
Henry Garcia
kek highly underrated
Angel Baker
Is there any real books like this? I would like to read something like this in between sets, do love a bit of gym mind fuckery.
Henry Long
>flex a c'lexyx'ep
unspeakable kek
Adrian Jones
Cthulhu Fhtagn.
Connor Harris
>Gym abomination tells me to do starting strange >Getting so round I look like a fucking beholder >Fucking Ch-had"lyxz still gets all the qt mindflayers >mfw did I get memed bros?
Is this physique achievable natty? I don't want to sacrifice manlets anymore
Connor Flores
> Be me, young Necroman deadlifting cursed books with my zombie minions in my college gym > Meanwhile, use a complex quadruple curved dimentional portal to watch a braphog Succubus squatting on the other side of the gym > She's going ass to abyss Bythesevengatesofhell.forbiddenscroll > Suddenly she releases the loudest and mightiest BRAP any Eldritch ever heard > The Almighty One on the plan next door probably heard it > She is so ashamed her skin turns green I.have.to.smell.that.dot.Necronomicon > I lose control over my eight legs and suddenly run through the gym in her direction > Arrive in front of her and sniff the brap with my middle trunk for extra sensivity > Smells like sulfur and vanilla whey Necrobonerengaged > "What the fuck are you doing you damn creep!?" > Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, I have to think of something to say, everyone in the gym is watching us > "Are... Are you an archeologist?" > Got thrown out by Cerberus and never went back > Still fap thinking about that smell
>squatting lmao3pl8 >have to pee like a racehorse because I’ve been sipping PWO since 9 AM >come back to my rack and some girls are using my personal plates
Wtf, I lug those into the gym myself every day, don’t these thots have any respect? I’d rather be caught dead than using the communal plates like a pleb, so I had to wait for the girls to finish five sets before I could get my plates back.
Nicholas Nelson
I AM NYARLAHOTEP
Jonathan Murphy
THE CRAWLING CHAOS
Matthew Harris
CRAWLING IS GOOD FOR MOBILITY
Christopher Hughes
>That is not dead >Which can eternal lift, >And with strange aeons >Even user may get a gf
Oliver Williams
>be glorious half-orc brobarian >twink elf bard gymbro still gets all the gym thots
Nathan Ramirez
>reading The Mad Texan's Strengthonomicon >hear whispers from the Pit >something moving in the shadows They come
Tyler Scott
Hes challenging you, show your dominance and fuck him in the ass in front of all the gym denizens.
Isaiah Morris
what is the name of this front thing you did always try looking it up when I see it but can never find it
Ethan Campbell
>Gym flutist is playing slower than the rest of the band
