Ancient Chads

Which group of ancient warrior does Veeky Forums think is the most chad?

I say it’s the Sparta

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>Civilization of pedos
>Inbred
>Constantly terrified of all Greece
>wasted away into nothing because they invested everything into war and nothing into education or infrastructure
>where irrelevant for most of Greek history
>society was ruled by women
>were all around dicks to the helots even by standards of the day
>Made tactical and political decisions because they hadn't evolved past cave man tier superstition

Pic related is the all time peak of chad human civilization

Forgot pic

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i was going to post roman legions but this guy beat me to it so i'm posting #2 on the historical chad scale instead

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Hey man, never claimed to be a historian

The Romans were great but they still had some homo stuff and a stifling social code.
The Germanic tribes were more free, less perverted, and had blond hair like the Chad meme.

Also, we know they were true Chads because Germanic women would literally die before sleeping with foreigners

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polynesian voyagers

>travelled weeks/months on by canoe sometimes without food so they had to literally stretch their stomachs to accomodate more food to last them weeks
>while alot of the world used "advanced" technology to track stars/sail polynesians would sing songs to remind them which stars to follow
>discovered most of the pacific (largest space of open water on the globe)
>were built as fuck
>had tribal and inter-island wars throughout history
>captain cook fucked with them so they ate his crew
>still practice cannibalism in some parts and still have tribal wars
>dominate contact sports in NZ/Australia

Pretty based tbqh

>brought armys to there kness
>destroyed 1/4 of Islamic caliphate
>ransacked china
>raped prussia
and did this all within 20 years if the tribes stayed together after Genghis khan they would have destroyed all of Europe with in 50 years

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>still practice cannibalism in some parts and still have tribal wars
>captain cook fucked with them so they ate his crew

false

They have god tier height/frame but you're pretty much out of the running for chaddest civ if you barely progress further than the stone age.

>Implying mongols didn't shit the bed as soon as they encountered a gentle slope

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GB2R

They did royally rape the fuck out of Baghdad and pretty much grind the middle east into the shithole it is today so props to them for that