Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

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BANE?

FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY

it's usually some ape spitting into a microphone here

ZULUS ATTACK FIGHT BACK TO BACK

>tfw your gymn tries to appeal to everyone with vanilla classics like bon jovi and acdc
I mean I enjoy those songs as much as the next guy but they get old fast, and they're not really pump-up music

COME AND TELL THE SWISS GUARDS’ STORY AGAIN

Favorite band. /fit has made me proud.

THERE'S A FOE OF A THOUSAND SWORDS

DEUS
FUCKING
VULT

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THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT

GHOST DIVISION!

HÖR VART STRIDSROP GOTT MIT UNS

>INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATTERO...

Yeah I know.
Heavy metal sucks.

>being such a cretin that he can't help himself in front of low hanging fruit
lol

FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE CAST THEIR SPELLS EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE RUSSIAN NIGHT TIME FLIGHT PERFECTED FLAWLESS VISION UNDETECTED

>What was that, little bro?
>Something about "retaking Constantinople"?
>Haha, you're funny little man, catch you later.

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>ottomans
>existing
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TO THE SKIEEEEEES

That really hurt your feefees didn't it?

IN THE NAME OF GOD


Jesus, I fight to not scream that part everytime.

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He was talking about nigger rap user, hence the ape comment

The guy in the OP litterally looks like a shaved monkey and all metal is just a bunch of sub human retards screaming incomprehensible nonsense into a microphone.

AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

Winged Hussars is the first song you love I'm the album, but The Last Stand is the best one.

Listening to Rocker's Rift after watching Zulu made me love that song.

I feel like everyone has this helmet, where do you get it?

>WE ARE DAMNED AND DENIED

>SANCTIFIED WITH DYNAMITE

>AND AT MIDNIGHT WE COME FOR YOUR BLOOD

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I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN

SEE THE CAROLINERS STANDING TALL

CONQUER LANDS AND SLAUGHTER ALL

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Kult of Athena for all your Crusade needs.

DENN DU BIST

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>WE DRINK YOUR BLOOD
>AND THE MIDNIGHT SKY IS RED

>WE DRINK YOU BLOOD
>AND WE CALL THE SANGUINE SAINTS

Still think this is pretty gay but while lifting Im allowing myself to LARP as a crusader for our Lord and Saviour

RAISE YOUR FIST

EVANGELIST!

>NIGGAS IFFY UH
>BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

LADYBOY!

> THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
> AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

>feefees

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Say that to Till’s face faggot not online see what happens

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This has a chance of being the official Veeky Forums lifting song

>walk into gym
>SHINJUKU WA GOUU ANATA DOKO E YARA
>KYOU GAAAA AOKU HIETE IKU TOUKYOU

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These niggas say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Get the fuck up out my fuckin' face, 'fore I murder you
Bitch niggas always jackin' blood, but I know they foo
Whole squad full of fuckin' killers, I'm a killer too
Sending shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, nigga
Everybody gettin' pop, pop, popped, nigga
The thing go rrrah, rrrah, rrrah, rrrah, rrrah, nigga
We send shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, nigga

[Verse: 6ix9ine]
It's always 6ix9ine this and 6ix9ine that
Nigga's on my dick and on my yack
These niggas lookin' for me, you could hit my jack
I done dropped my address, y'all know where 6ix9ine at
I don't flock, yeah, nine to his back like Ibaka
Baka, not nice, with the fuckin' choppa
Pop 'em, scope on the nigga, who shot ya?
Dropped him, somebody call the fuckin' doctor!
Dick up in the pussy, bet that shit get gushy, gushy
She want the whole gang bussin' all in her pussy
I want the drip, drip while I get my dick licked
Lil' sick bitch, lickin' on my dick tip
She a freak ho, fuck her, she on beast mode
Arch your back, put your hands on your knees, ho
I'm on beast mode, shoot you through your peep-hole
Said he want smoke, I don't really see it though

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Furry

NIGGA STIFFY UH
BLICKY STICKY UH

These songs are great but holy fucking shit why do they add HAAAALLELUJA every fucking chance they get, just try to make some decent lyrics for christ's sake

You're a funny man, man

>I am unironically listening to Gregorian chanting right now.
>Little else calms me,

Joakim was getting a little pauchy last I saw them.

Every other metal band looks like little schoolboys compared to Rammstein

They could make a music video of them getting fucked in the ass by other guys and you still wouldn’t call them gay

honestly I find that to be different, it just kind of ruins the flow of the song for me. It feels forced, like you don't know or can't think of proper lyrics to put so you just put HALLEEELUJAAAAAH in there and call it a day
I guess it's more noticable if you listen through the whole album

>During the Rammstein show there is a part where one of them dresses in drag and leads the others out on leases on all fours
>Till jumps up and starts humping another guy
The pyrotechnic work was better than the fetish fuel though.

Oh and the penis canon.
[spoiler]I imagine this is the one they use for US tours. Europe gets an actual penis[/spoiler]

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If you needed a visual

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WAS DU EST, DAS IST MEEEEEEIIIIIN TEEEEIIIIL

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HOW THE TRIP
NEVER STOPS
ON AND ON
ITS BEYOND
INSANE
WHY I SET
MYSELF UP
IN A
RAGING
SEA OF
FLAAAAAAMES

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PEOPLE LAUGHING ABOUT YOUR SIZE
WE CAN FUCK THEM ON YOUR FRENCH FRIES!
WHEN I BREAK OPEN YOUR KING SIZE BRA YOUR GIANT BOOBS ARE JUST WUNDERBAR!
CALL ME FREAKY, CALL ME SICK(FAT!)
I LIKE IT STICKY, I LIKE IT BIG
I HATE IT SKINNY, I HATE IT FLAT(FAT!)
I DON’T NEED MINI, I LIKE IT FAT

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He is the prince of the land of Fife
Noble and true with a heart of steel
Now it is lost, vengeance shall be his
Angus McFife is his name

Not all metal singing consists entirely of incomprehensible guttural noises.

I used to listen to Gregorian Chants and Orthodox church songs as a sleep aid.

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I watched Zulu because of that song.
Amazing movie, can recommend

>Walk into the gym
>I'LL LIVE ON, AND CARRY YOUR NAME
>AND BE WHAT YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT I COULD BE
>I HOPE WE, MEET IN THE END
>BUT I'll NEVER FORGIVE THE WORLD FOR TAKING MY BEST FRIEND
>Tears building up on my face

I miss you dad.

CROWNED BY GOD, NOT BY THE CHURCH AS MY POWER IS DIVINE !!!!

>Ladyboy is Veeky Forums's song
>Not based fat

You have good taste user, but you screwed up.

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How is AC/DC not the best pump up music ever?

My all-time favorite band is blink-182 and my gym music consists of a lot of late 90s/early 00s pop punk.

Great lifting songs, but I feel super cringe listening to sanctified by dynamite. It feels like powerwolf thinks dynamite is really cool and badass, and it feels kinda childish and dumb. In The Name of God is good though.

>enter gym
>TO THE WIND I WILL SING THE TALE OF THE KING THAT REIGNED IN PEACE AND LOVE OF THE ONE OF THE MAN WHO CROSSED THE PATH OF THE ANCIENT FOREST OF ELVES
gets me going everytime

THROUGH THE NAZI LINES
PRIMO VICTORIA

Actually played today at the gym :3

MY TEA EAGLE RULE ALONE

>walk in to gym at 12PM
>I, I LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

>walk into gym
>this starts playing

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why the fuck i still go to that fucking gym i don't know

>roach comes to shit on everyone's fun with unrelated posts

>walk into my gym
>DIE ALTE GRAUE STUTE, IST NICH MEHR WAS SE WAR, IST NICH MEHR WAS SE WAR

>walk into gym
>SPARTA
>HELLAS

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