It's nice in theory & looks good in a porno, but I just can't bring myself to do it in reality. I'll eat a nice pussy all day but I can't get over the fact that I'd be licking another human's asshole every time I wanna bury my face between the cheeks.
What can I do? Is there even technique to it like with cunt?
A clean ass is the best and sexiest smell/taste in the world. You are ingesting straight pheromones. It is scientific fact this is a primary means of pheromone communication for mammals. Scientific fact that only low test will deny
Only eat ass from the big three
>twinks >traps >trannies
Eating a woman's ass is a mistake, they don't know how to maintain it.
Do it in the shower Tastes amazing Deep kiss her afterwards
There's like a massive spike in intestinal parasite cases recently, that's just the reported ones. I wonder why...
>be a 21 year old virgin >meet 21 year old girl >also virgin >have the sex >she says she wants to get laser for hair >though it was just legs but she does her pussy and asshole too >one time im fucking her doggy >that beautiful pink asshole just looks soo good >lick it and shes super into it >regular would lick and tongue her virgin asshole >doing it one nigbt and she begs me to put my dick in
I wanna put my face between two fat ass cheeks. Only problem is there's an anus there
good one btw
You're being tricked by fecal fetishists and bisexuals into thinking its acceptable when its not. Its not something a heterosexual should do or want to do, its abnormal. You need to stop being so weak.
To the guys who get girls to eat your ass, do you do anything about your ass hair?
Not actually supposed to eat ass bro it’s just a meme hahha
Wha- what does this have to do with fitness?
I've only gotten one girl to eat my ass and I didn't even ask, she just went for it while giving me a bj. Honestly one of the best feelings in the world, I almost came on the spot as her tongue brushed against my asshole. I didn't shave.
>Honestly one of the best feelings in the world yeah this is pretty much what I've always heard
It's a gateway to homosexuality.
>wanting to do something just because he saw it in a porno Fucking dumb goyim really do copy whatever is shilled to them don't they? Don't suck a dirty shithole you pseudo-homosexual.
Once you get down with the /SNIFF/ness, eating ass will come naturally
>get gf >having sex >she tells me to get on top of her and sit on her face >do it >starts lapping at my asshole like a dog in heat >moan like a fucking faggot because i've never experienced that god tier feeling before >tells me she has a fetish for asses >one time she bends me over doggy on my bed and lick me from dick and balls all the way up and down to the ass crack >end up biting the pillow and squirming like a fucking faggot >nut because the feeling is too intense >tfw returning the favor >tongue fucking the shit out of her asshole >says she's never had anyone do it to her before >tfw she says all of her bfs were very submissive and i was the best sex she had only because i was dominant >tfw only dominant because of all that pent up sexual frustration from years of no pussy
I miss her. The sex was fucking god tier.
I pray one day the world wakes up to the parasitic origin of homosexuality.
>dominant >getting your asshole licked
>riding a chick's face until you nut >not dominant
Since we're so close to April Fools day, I'll let you pick one
It depends on how clean the girl is. If it looks clean, has a faint, but not too strong erotic odor, I'll eat it if she doesn't get embarrassed about it.
Sitting on a girls face forcing her to lick your dirtiest spot is dominant my dude
Be happy you don't want to and don't do it
How many asses did she lick before she became your girlfriend?
fucking go back to 9gag fag
i dont know man, the ass and dick combo is strange and unnatural, the ass wasnt made for sex but it still goes somehow My gf is similar with this weird sexual acting She loves to 'role play' (i shudder every time i hear those 2 words together) that she is a faggot getting assfucked by another more dominant faggot. Luckily she wants me to be the dominant one. She puts on a strapon she bought only for that reason, and i have to give her reacharounds. She wants me to act as if i am pozzing her, him, without her knowledge, his. Like when i am about to cum (i have to plow her ass really hard and its very tiring) i grab her so she cant move and say that shes getting pozzed as i quickly pull the condom off and she tries to wriggle, noo, not like this, please dont cum in my ass, please and i cum. She takes the cum in her ass with these weird shakes and moans, i dont know what im supposed to do when that is happening, probably nothing. I get rewarded with regular sex the next time. I dont think she cums any other way
now this is fitness talk user, nice work
top zozzle has she started her transition yet?
congratulations, you just awoke her inner whore expect to be cheated on soon nigga
you get drunk so even if you fuck up or even taste a little shit you dont care and kind of not remember it. Do it enough times and you wont give a shit when you are sober.
EATING ASS IS GAY AND FAGGOTY, EAT PUSS AT BEST YOU HOMO, MOST GIRLS HAVE SHIT ANAL HYGEINE BESIDES SHE POOPS FROM THERE
> only other men have asses You virgins are so easy to refute
won't matter if the girl is attractive enough
GO LISTEN TO SOME NIGGER MUSIC ABOUT EATING DA BOOTI LIKE GROCERIES YOU SODOMITE
>Used to have a gf who was into bondage >Would tie her up face down ass up >She did pole ‘fitness’ too so 10/10 body >Ass fetish so I would use this time to tongue the fart box for ages >Fast forward to current gf >Had Anal once when we were still fresh >Loved it >That was 3 years ago >Now she’s got comfortable and put on weight >Not fat but definitely a braphog as all weight goes to ass and hips >Stopped taking as much care when shaving/removing hair >Bend her over >Got a couple hairs on the booty pipe and it puts me off eating it >Sometimes hairs get stuck in the hole >Reminds me of when you wash a daddy long legs down the drain and his legs are still sticking out >I hate spiders >Boner goes digital to analogue >Blu ray to VHS >End up eating her pussy while wanking >Made decent forearm gains on one arm though