When you are slim

>When you are slim
girls like built guys

>when you are built
girls like slim "rapper lookin" dudes who vape

>when you are weird
girls like normal dudes

>when you are normal
girls like nerdy meme spitting autismos

>when you are doing calisthenics
girls like guys who squat

>when you are squatting
girls like ripped calisthenics dudes

>when you are funny
girls like stoic serious guys

>when you are stoic
girls like fun and chill guys

>when you are black
girls like white guys

>when you are white
girls like black guys

>when you are in relationship
girls like you

>when you are single
no girl likes you

>when you want a thot
only decent women around

>when you want a decent woman
only thots around

>when you are tall
you only see manlets with gf's

>when you are a manlet
only tall guys have gf's

>when you are masculine
only faggots in tight jeans and feminist glasses have gf's

>when you are gentle and shy
only masculine "wanna fight" dudes have gf's

Is there a way to even make it?

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It's because you're autistic. Women don't like autists

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i never saw a girl that didn't like a boy that didn't squat but the rest is kinda accurate

>girls like guys who squat

Confirmed for number one bullshit. Stopped reading here.

youll forgive me for passionate writing.

You can look like dude in pic, but if you squat you can punch above your weight with the girls.

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Yes there is, stop thinking the world is against you and OHP 1pl8lmao.

uninronically true

The only antidote is not to care user. Thats it.