Who said being Veeky Forums cures anxiety? WHO?

>be Veeky Forums 46 year old virgin
>want to fuck cute 18-24 yr old chicks
>best way to do it is through tinder
>have social anxiety because a lot of girls there say they don't date guys older than 24
>match with a lot of girls older than 26
>but I want the 18-24 yr old chicks
fuck me

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you're an old man so date your match

go back to work or else i call your boss and tell him you harass the customers

Your only potential to fuck young girls is as a sugar daddy, so you need to adjust your profile to show off that you're a "fun guy" that just casually has a ton of money to buy her branded shit from gucci.

>46
>old
In what world? Rhetorical question user.

>46 year old virgin

save up and rent a prostitute on her 20s. do this right fucking now!! drink a few beers to loosen yourself up so you won't get scared when it is time to perform.

do not even think about it. go fuck a whore right now!!

in every world you fool. if 46 is not old then why aren't you fucking women on there 40s!?

you are not fucking them because those women are old and gross. accept it and maybe you can learn to be less pathetic.

>in every world you fool.
False

The old virgin cope.

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user, you need to take a good long hard look at yourself and ask yourself why you are a 46 year old man acting like a fucking teenager. If you are seriously 46 and are still afraid to talk to girls, there is no hope for you.