Wipe while standing or sitting?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What's the Veeky Forums approved way to wipe yourself? Is one method healthier than the other?

Attached: 1200px-Toiletpapier-(Gobran111).jpg (76 KB, 1200x900)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Back-to-front standing is the way to go.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i take a shit before i hit the gym and wait until im in the squat rack to wipe

takes2long
takes2long

I kinda lift my cheeks and squat while wiping like this. How the fuck do you get your hand into the bowl when sitting? Don't you hit the water and your dick?

Attached: 5iEpp.png (17 KB, 617x479)

askme
askme

While squatting drater, what the fuck are you dense?
Best way to get those deep wipes.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I just lift my dick out of the way. Also the amount of water in toilets varies quite a bit, where I live it's much lower than what I've seen in other parts of the US.

SniperWish
SniperWish

getting shit on your balls

I always stand to wipe. I like to inspect my turds.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Wipe while squatting

happy_sad
happy_sad

Where TF did you neanderthals learn to stand while wiping

Seated
Back to front unless you have a vagina

Your cheeks stay spread, the shit only touches the sphincter

Also shave your gooch

Inmate
Inmate

i'm not trolling, I honestly don't understand how people wipe while sitting. Do you have to like lean forward a lot and get your hand in the back? How does your dick not touch the water if you do that?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

honestly if you're not doing no-wipe for test gains I don't even know why you're here

Flameblow
Flameblow

My leaning forward doesn't affect my penor depth because I'm not moving my pelvis, but I don't have to lean because I don't have a gut
Are you fat?

RavySnake
RavySnake

wiping
Shiggy diggy

Attached: 46a.png (90 KB, 645x729)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

after seeing this whole thread, i didn't even know so many wiping techniques existed............

Attached: 1499968920810.png (3 KB, 469x447)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

not fat at all. I just feel like I can't get in there deep enough unless I fully lift off the seat and sorta squat

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i get off the seat and do an ass to grass squat.
get a big wiff of it and then start wiping.
i finish with a couple wipes of lightly damp paper towels.

Lunatick
Lunatick

By "deep" do you mean your arm reaching further back? Because lifting off the seat mechanically requires you to reach further

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Only if you're fucking retarded

Inmate
Inmate

I guess I find it hard to get the leverage to wipe it clean enough from the back while my ass is fully making contact with the porcelain, which is why I always stood off it to get a better angle with my arm

Snarelure
Snarelure

You definitely need to stand to wipe from the back, try wiping from the front while seated next time friend

SniperGod
SniperGod

I am unironically going to try tomorrow morning during my morning poop. Do you 'sitters' lean to the side when wiping?

Booteefool
Booteefool

This faggot gets it

viagrandad
viagrandad

Back-to-front standing is the way to go.

Attached: 1515183241539.jpg (135 KB, 645x729)

TechHater
TechHater

finger my ass in the shower
get massive boner, jerk off and cum
ass rumbles and get ass burps
sit down on toilet
massive farts, bowels completely empty themselves
take the homo pill

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I wash my asshole with water and soap after every shitting session

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw always did front to back + reverse and now my asshole is disfigured.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

So I wiped standing all my life, until getting a bidet last year and having to start wiping sitting. I generally prefer sitting now even when not using a bidet, but it makes examining your shit a little tougher.

Attached: 1521688802729.png (352 KB, 595x584)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Upon reading this thread, who here thinks they've been wiping the most incorrectly?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You just hit your ass-uvula.

farquit
farquit

Wipe like an athlete and stand up

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

not sitting on the wall of your tub with your ass above it and rinsing your ass with cold water
These are the people giving you advice on the Kenyan spear whetting forum

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I do like this and let me tell you today sir it is optimal

Attached: Screenshot-20180329-004638.jpg (101 KB, 1079x1159)

Soft_member
Soft_member

wiping
absolutely pleb
bidet + blowdry masterrace

farquit
farquit

the only way is to eat SO MUCH fiber, you dont HAVE to wipe

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

This.
Curl your hands to fists, place them on your hips as you inspect turd in toilet with a thoughtful "hmmm"

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Standing mate. Fuck these fruity faggots that wipe sitting down because of social standards and whatnot

Inmate
Inmate

I shit and wipe standing up

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sitting down. Arm behind my back.

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Confirm your age

This website may contain content of an adult nature. If you are under the age of 18, if such content offends you or if it is illegal to view such content in your community, please EXIT.

Enter Exit

About Privacy

We use cookies to personalize content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyze our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our advertising and analytics partners.

Accept Exit