Fat stories/hate

Fatties and their delusions edition

>And even among East Asians, is that really true? Are East Asians, on average, thinner than say, people in France or other Western European countries?

Obviously, yah fat cunt. Obesity rates for women in Nippon is 3% (three), 40% in America. What part of, yes, you are fat as fuck and a lot fatter than they are is hard to understand?

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you would think i would have more stories coming from hawaii and living around/near obese microneasians, locals and non FOBs. However none really come to mind at the moment.
Heres a plane related one; not too intense though
>book international flight; one leg is with a partner airline so i cant choose my seat
>generally i need an aisle seat because end up needing to pee multiple times per flight.
>get a middle seat, first time in a long time, its the very last row and when i look to my right its the bathroom. worstluck.jpg
>boarding seems to be done with a few stragglers here and there
>on waddles mr. beetus; ive seen insulin carrying cases before and he was taking advantage of "its muh medicine so it dosent need to fit in my suitcase"
>he squeezes in his seat, fat spilling unto my seat. If it was a window seat i could pretend to sleep against the window... but not an option today
>i endure it because if im sitting in the last row, its not like i can ask to move seats.
>Soon as the seat belt light is off, he struggles up
>someone else rushes to the toilet; im hit with the rankest ball and shit smell
>"hopefully its only this dude going to take a dump today"
>Mr. beetus stands up in aisle. "Poor circulation' he grubles
>eventually hes told to sit by flight attendants as hes not waiting for the toilet
>he sits for about half an hour and then struggles back up again. Rank ass smell hits me again. Hes huffin and puffin and holding to the back of his chair as he stands.
>endured him getting up at least 6-8 times, the smell hitting me everytime he got up and got increasingly worst as the flight went on.

user you messed up by not calling it "FPH/FPS"; i only found this by searching for /fat/

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>What is collective delusion?