Mfw humans call half humans, half-"elves"

I agree, why pollute Human blood with elven filth?

Because with elven blood in you your pitiful life spans become just a bit less pathetic.

Your long lives make you soft, inhuman vermin. Too afraid to die. Humanity's fighting spirit and ambition, fueled by our limited time in this world, drive us to achieve more in our brief lives than you ever will cowering in your forest palaces for fear of losing a few precious centuries.

shhhhhhh, no one suppose to know that.

Technically a half-elf is a half-human, but so is a half-orc, half-giant or half-dragon. It's easier to identify them this way.

>easier to identify

Maybe for (You)!

A half-human is a cripple.

>mfw when humans call toilet paper, leaves.

Because half man is litterally hobbits in my language.

I made them the gypsy/romani parody in my game. Nobody selected them as pcs. I got two dwarves and a half-demon before I got any elf wander in game.