Usual saturday afternoon d&d at user's place

I don't think that's healthy, user.

Mein gott, story please.

Story

>it's an user doesn't deliver episode

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>Tell mom week in advance that im gonna be busy doing a session on a specific day
>She chooses that exact day to spring everything that ever needed done onto me
Every FUCKING time. JUST TELL ME TO DO THAT SHIT EARLIER IN THE WEEK. OR, GOD FORBID, WHEN IM NOT ALREADY IN THE SESSION.

Anyways, that was only when i was younger, these days she tries to respect my game days.

Did u fuk?

>be GM'ing a d&d game with my bros in the basement
>My sis comes home with her boyfriend
>They don't hear us because we were currently looking up stuff in silence
>We have left the door down to the basement open for fresh air
>They start watching some indiana jones movie
>I'm not really bothered that much by the music, so I don't close the door
>bigmistake.jpeg
>About half an hour or so later they start having sex in the couch (presumably)
>Audible moans and sloppy wet sounds
>Things start to get really uncomfortable at the table, really fast
>We all know this cannot possibly originate from the movie, because we have seen it
>I freak out and TPK the party to end the session prematurely
>They all sneak out in a weird state of disbelief from the basement, I'm pretty sure some of them tried to look too
>Next day I expected them to be angry at me
>"Best game ever, user, too bad about my PC tho."
>theyallfappedthatnight.jpeg
I did too

Well I can say the most uncomfortable time, sure. It's not just this once though.

>In game we're playing mother/daughter characters, as in real life
>Elf and half-elf respectively
>She's a bard and not outwardly promiscuous but a can't say no sort, a detail which strains our relationship
>Gets approached relatively platonically by a suave but tragic human noble guy, but she puts no stop to it and they end up romantically entwined
>Try to grit my teeth and play through it, though with him as a benefactor and quest giver, as well as mom being close with him means I have to spend time around him too, and he starts to make moves on me as well
>Hope that it's the chance to get mom to break with him and tell her about his infidelity
>She says she knows and that they both agreed on it and were open to the idea, and furthermore that while it may have begun with him being with the both of us separately, eventually the plan was for him to be with the both of us together
>For her motivation, it was a chance to become closer with me and to help my character loosen up so to speak and be more easygoing, as well as that he'd make a good husband for my character considering she'd already seen what he had to offer and vetted him
>She actually in-character said to my character, that she should get more in touch with her human side

I think one of the reasons she did it was to make up for a previous game where she stole my character's husband in that game, but it just came off really uncomfortable and creepy.

Where does the ERP element come into it?