Pathfinder General

>Have your characters ever caused some horrible shit to happen by just not caring enough to stop it?
Nope. One of the things about my characters is how much they DO care, either through being genuinely good people or wanting to maintain a level of professional thoroughness.

d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/book_ward

What if you cast this "Book Ward" spell on somebody's meal, as a prank?

>completely waterproof
>immune to the first 12*cl points of acid damage

Here's a question for everyone.

Why should I give a fuck about my dinky 10 year old kingdom in the boondocks of the River Kingdoms when founding it has turned me into a level 15 badass?

Kingmaker assumes I give a damn about Nyrissa bottling up the Greenbelt, but why? For that matter, how am I supposed to get wealthy as the king of a kingdom (which assumes the kingdom's wealth is my wealth) when all those Economy rolls go straight to BP, which I can't convert into gold without heavy penalties?

Like, what's stopping me from packing up my things and moving down to Taldor?

How's that work out?

I want to play a Halfling medium who escaped his Cheliaxian slave master so I can be a small medium at large.

If you've managed to spend ten years working with people in your kingdom and not form any attachments to them, you're either a sociopath or your GM is terrible at RPing NPCs.

Personally, it's a lot of Column B with a little bit of Column A.

The DM has done a really poor job of making the NPCs into people I'd actually give a damn about, and the few he was actually able to nail have little to no attachment to the kingdom itself.

Yeah, I do kind of have to wonder why you don't get, like, a friggin salary as Lord King General Archmage High Priest Player Character The First.

It would have been a nice opportunity to run an obscenely wealthy campaign for once. Make all the fights really hard, and have all the PCs defeat them with the sheer power of DOSH.

Better be first in a village than second at Rome.

Being the best in the village has its perks.