Named Swords

The first one just makes me think of eh steak and the second is a butterfly.

From a fallout game, the alternate BBEGs bumper sword, Trail of Tears.

Ironically, right?

Flounder and Minnow.

Pike and Swordfish?

Ripplesplitter and Tidechanger

Name them "Shiggy" and "Diggy"

Beater and Biter.

Sange and Yasha
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Swod and Nutha Swod.
That what happens, if you steal your swords from orcs....