Dear *insert the That Guy in your life here*
why the fuck are you like this
-literally anyone
Dear elves
Andrew Morgan
John Lee
/a/ is one of the only boards with proper moderation and some semblance of old chan culture, you little shit.
Owen Taylor
>chan culture
Caleb Smith
You know, before everything got fucked up by /pol9kt/v//
Connor Morris
Dearest PC Arry "Moon Brook" Siannodel,
I apologize for ad libbing your backstory as it came to me, thus unintentionally not giving you a past. I also apologize for all the shitty rolls that led to you being poisoned, blown up, mauled by basilisks, shot with arrows, practically raped by giant ants, shooting your allies in the butt, falling on your face, and pretty much everything bad that's ever happened to you in your life. I can only hope all the moments you've managed to escape by the skin of your teeth and other good stuff that's also happened will make up for it.
Sincerely, your Player
P.S. If you're wondering what the hell I'm talking about, ask the wizard's lady friend, she'll know what I mean. Don't tell this to your lady friend though, you know how she is when it comes to just about anything about you.
P.P.S. Ask your wizard friend for magic lessons. I know you already have a basic understanding, but broadening your horizons will be great in the long-run. Trust me, I know literally everything about you.