>27 year old KHV NEET, never had a Job.
>graduated with a Master's degee in accounting 3 years ago.
>went full hiki NEET mode after school becuase I was too scared to grow up and get a job.
>forgot nearly everything I learned at school.
>can't even Do HS level math anymore.
>spent the last 3 years consuming media non stop, and obsessing over crypto currency.
>mom knows someone that could get me a job.
>get an interview becuase of mom.
>put on my suit I bought 10 years ago.
>it still fits and looks fine.
>mom drives me there.
>Some Boomer chad is interviewing me.
>lie to every question, try putting on my best Chad/normie act.
>tell him about crypto currency.
>he's interested in it and I tell him all about it.
>he's impressed about my knowledge.
>asks me about sports.
>lie and say I love baseball, (I saw a signed baseball in his office).
>he shakes my hand and says his very interested.
>look into his eyes and give him a firm handshake while thinking about the dad handshake meme.
>walk out his office and almost bump into a qt young 20s looking girl.
>freeze up.
>she says sorry.
>dont say anything and walk away quickly with my head down.
I just found out today that I got the job, mon-fri 9am-5pm starting at 54k USD a year. I start next monday. What the hell do I do? I forgot most things I learned while in school, and I don't know if I can be around girls my age in a workplace, I saw a few while in the office and I'm starting to panic. Hopefully the work won't be too difficult. I'm really going to miss all the time as a NEET I had. I'll probably get fired as soon as they realise I can't do most of the work. What do Veeky Forums?
