Accounting job

>27 year old KHV NEET, never had a Job.
>graduated with a Master's degee in accounting 3 years ago.
>went full hiki NEET mode after school becuase I was too scared to grow up and get a job.
>forgot nearly everything I learned at school.
>can't even Do HS level math anymore.
>spent the last 3 years consuming media non stop, and obsessing over crypto currency.
>mom knows someone that could get me a job.
>get an interview becuase of mom.
>put on my suit I bought 10 years ago.
>it still fits and looks fine.
>mom drives me there.
>Some Boomer chad is interviewing me.
>lie to every question, try putting on my best Chad/normie act.
>tell him about crypto currency.
>he's interested in it and I tell him all about it.
>he's impressed about my knowledge.
>asks me about sports.
>lie and say I love baseball, (I saw a signed baseball in his office).
>he shakes my hand and says his very interested.
>look into his eyes and give him a firm handshake while thinking about the dad handshake meme.
>walk out his office and almost bump into a qt young 20s looking girl.
>freeze up.
>she says sorry.
>dont say anything and walk away quickly with my head down.

I just found out today that I got the job, mon-fri 9am-5pm starting at 54k USD a year. I start next monday. What the hell do I do? I forgot most things I learned while in school, and I don't know if I can be around girls my age in a workplace, I saw a few while in the office and I'm starting to panic. Hopefully the work won't be too difficult. I'm really going to miss all the time as a NEET I had. I'll probably get fired as soon as they realise I can't do most of the work. What do Veeky Forums?

I used to be really nervous around girls my age too but then I started working out and got bigger. Then I started to get some attention from the ladies and now I hate them. My advice is start lifting and get fucking huge. Be 1000x scarier than any female. Yeah

>9-5

If you were a NEET then this is what will kill you, you're basically signing all of your freedom away. I went for part time so at least I have time to enjoy my money and not kill myself after 6 months.

The joke is that most of the shit you learned at school won't fucking matter. Expect them to show you the ropes. Know that people have bullshitted much harder than you to get to positions way higher than yours.

Good luck user.

So, just to be clear: you're gay now?

Gay means happy Im super happy
You can hate women and still be straight

This. Just say you are an experience learner and ask your supervisor questions and try and retain the information.

>obsessing over crypto currency.
Yet, nothing to show for it?

Honestly I guess I'm just jelly cause I have an accounting degree and can't find a job because of a two year break between jobs.

Congrats on the job. I'd probably just review what you can although they'll probably just show you what you need to know there.

Girls are weird

Look back to any past assignments or finals to get the jist of what you should be doing. You usually get trained as to what the job entails either way.

In terms of women, stop being a fucking useless person (unless youre a pajeet, in that case kys) and just say hi/how are you, and then once you're comfortable move from there. As another user said, lift and gain some mass as Im assuming youre either morbidly obese or a twink. Women will treat you differently when you're bigger

I own 4 BTC and 11 ETH, not a huge amount but I'm pretty happy about it.

I'm a normal build, 6'1" 185. Not fat, not skinny. I look good in a suit so and it wouldn't matter if I had defined muscles or not because I will be wearing a suit for this job.

>dont say anything and walk away quickly with my head down.

Jesus fucking Christ

>masters degree
>54K a year
LUL

He's also a 27 year old with no job experience

Which isn't too bad given his going from no salary. Also his salary will increase over time.

It just proves that the best way to get a job is through connections/nepotism/networking you can apply all you want but the guy who knows a guy will always get a job over you.

OP you honestly fucked up though. You got a job. You'll be a slave wage cuck. You feel for the meme that getting a job will make you happy or rich.. it won't. You'll just be another normie. The people who are making the big bucks are all investors (not cryptotards), entrepreneurs, business owners, etc. not wagecucks, play the game of capitalism you fucking fool.

Open a fucking book and read it you man child .

I live in a low cost of living area, will be living at home with zero expenses, and I have no debt I'm also in a state with no state income tax, so that's not bad at all. If I got paid 64k in a state like NY I'd be making about the same as I am now

OP you could have been a pizza delivery boy. At least then you could sit in your car for some alone time whenever you want

Take it and get the experience see what you forgot, get back in the game. By having the foot in, companies would be open to hiring you cause you have actual experience

What is it with all the larp today? Is /qst/ down?

OP

Do me a favour and just chill the fuck out... who cares if lose the job.

You won't care. You will have learnt a lot about being around normies and how to talk to chicks mate.

Just be yourself and stop giving a fuck

The world could end any moment.

Take it from a guy with schizophrenia.

Just chill out ya fucking faggot.

Women aren't objects. Just talk to them. They're not gonna fuck you up.

Unless she's a Jew or an Arab.