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I hope you like being poor. That is the goddess of misfortune you are kidnapping.

Look at where I am.

The only options left for me are death or for things to get better.

Also.

>thinking I watch your shitty animuus

user...Is something wrong? Do you want to talk about it?

Original setting?

Sure! It's called a universe where OP isn't a virgin.

>settings are what makes a DM good

I live in a fucking van bumming wifi from internet cafes. What the fuck do you think is wrong?

That sounds awfully derivative of .

Existence is a vast sea of primordial chaos. The Gods emerged from the churning energies and proto-matter to form islands of stability, worlds to call their own, and those worlds became inhabited by various mortal creatures - some of the gods' own creation, some simply manifesting from the chaos as they did. Other critters dwell in the primordial chaos, dragons and spirits and stranger things.

For a time these worlds were separate, but clever mortals invented vessels to transport them through the sea of chaos unharmed, carrying with them mystic totems of their homeworlds to remind them of where they come from and making sure they don't lose their way, for a lone man exposed to primordial chaos risks being twisted by it as he unravels. Some of these vessels meet terrible fates, the chaos changing them, leading to maddened crews of undead and mutants preying on who were once their fellow man.

Also there's, like, vampires who worship a dismembered god and are trying to put him back together.

Is the problem that you're having trouble getting your singing career off the ground?

Singing?

I'm an artist, duh.