Pathfinder General /pfg/

It's a staff

Magician. Grab some fire spells from the Sorc/Wiz spell list and have fun

Half-elf alternate racial feature, I think? Lets them trade Skill Focus for a Proficiency.

Sphere bard replaces spells, I'm afraid. Besides, I don't like vancian after trying out SoP

Can I TWF using armor spikes with one arm and then armor spikes again with my other arm?

I joined a new campaign yesterday night and made an extremely optimized character.

We TPKed in the first encounter of the game after I spent no less than five rounds rolling around being grappled by a small-sized dog.

I hate every GM.

Armor spikes only deal damage in a grapple, so probably not.

Unless you can somehow get double armor spikes or two sets of spikes on the same armor I can't see how that would work

I'm retarded.

Ask your GM, but probably not.

>Have you ever failed your party, /pfg/?

No. You can't prove it either. There isn't a body left intact to find.