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>being this triggered

He's even got the whole "what the fuck is the point of a bard" thing where being the inspiring one who can sometimes do other shit is what holds the group together.

Look at it this way - when the robot decides you're doing it, the only choice you get to make is the preferred penis or penises from the bucket.

wrong board/10

name: Steven Ukelele
Personality: Architect
Demeanour: Uke
Noble: Seeing people be Happy
Rage: Harming Innocents
Curious: Seeing you turn into a giant woman
Selfish: Looking Impressive
STR: 8 (child)
DEX: 15 (Gem)
CON: 17 (Ruby Quartz)
WIS: 15
INT: 8 (child)
CHA: 22 (Ruby Quartz)
Armor Points: 0 (50 with Ruby Shield or Bubble)
Dodge Class: 2
Composure: 5
Fury: 2
Conviction: 5
Special Abilities:
Shapeshift: (Composure cost 1, Size Category change no greater than 1, physical attribute shifts no greater than 1)
Cat Fingers (1d4 composure damage to target per round, costs 1 composure per round)
Gravity Shift: (1 composure cost per round, increases jump height/carry limit by 5)
Bubble Smash (cost: 1 Fury, 1d12 AP damage, 5 Blunt Wound, needs to have performed a High Jump using Gravity Shift the previous round)
Defensive Bubble: (1 conviction per round, 50 AP, cannot be penetrated, DC set to 0)
Defensive Shield (1 conviction per round, 50 AP, but DC remains unchanged)
Quiet Bubble: 1 composure on initial use, but hence forth is permenant until bubble is broken. DC 8, only applies to tiny or smaller entities.

Skills:
Perform: 5
Steal: 1
Craft: 2
Persuade: 4
Bluff: 0
Intimidate: 0
Tinker: 0
Thievery: 0
Disguise: 3
Weapon Proficiencies:
T-Shirt gun 2
Kindness 5
Knowledge:
General 0

I gotta ask what system you're using there, bud

>Demeanour: Uke

I tried playing Steven as a bard/Cleric dual-class in Baldur's Gate.

The game doesn't let bards do any kind of multiclass. :[

Steven plays the ukelele, but he's not really a D&D bard. He isn't good at sneaking or lockpicking or other thief skills, and he doesn't have a lot of skill with weapons. He doesn't even use his music to cast spells; his magic comes from the Rose Quartz gem, and it's mostly healing/defensive/support stuff. He's about as close to a single-classed White Mage as an action protagonist is likely to get.

Combined with his abnormal strength and ability to carry a shield that makes him fit the role of Cleric for the party as well.

I was torn over whether to set up Garnet as a Paladin or a Monk. Paladin fits her character, but Monk fits her fighting style.

>when user gets triggered, user gets TRIGGERED

THICC