"So... I take it sex is off, then?"
ITT: Famous Last Words
Cooper Ortiz
Samuel Hernandez
What my DM friend would ask new players: "what color dragon would you like to fight?"
Another time a my character and a friend's character got into a fight. After wrestling he decided to throw us both into his bag of holding, for some stupid reason. After which I said, "wait I'm currently holding a bag of holding." My DM friend smirked...
Jordan Ross
"I don't care. I said I was going to have sex with it so I'm GOING to have sex with it."
Tyler Hughes
Who the fuck else would steal my ring? I attack the rogue
As in last words for a campaign
Andrew Johnson
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Blake Cruz
>She's a very nice dragoness who will certainly let me out once finished. You guys worry too much.
Camden Gomez
That ant was 100% okay user. It was the spider that got fuck up in the end.