I want to run a game where women are the source of all evil

I want to run a game where women are the source of all evil.

What setting/system would be best?

I think the setting is /R9K/ and, obviously, GURPS.

Ow that edge, careful user you'll cut yourself

System is irrelevant

Setting has to have ties with christian mythology and the history of the inquisition, the malleus maleficarum may be a good source for such a game since it can give inspiration for the behavior of daemons and the instruments in the hand of the players to detect and eradicate the evil, if only it wasn't b8

[insert feminist joke here]

First post best post
Trips of truth

Fedora: the Tipping

I want women to be the devil, christian myths dont work

>christian myths dont work
Why not?
You've got Eve, Lilith and witches; it's a rather great start

You could even meddle with the whole angels' sex debate and make Lucifer a cuntboy

You cant run anything from the virgin cave.

but lilith is not canon and i cant change canon to make the devil a girl

Why not? There's plenty of us in here.

>asks for fictional setting for a game
>dismisses fictional setting because fictional

My players would attack me for blasphemy.
they're all baptists

Setting: Reality

Ruleset: Divorce Court

Modern US will be perfect, especially if you set it up in a liberal arts university campus.

Don't mention the christian roots and mask everything as not!christian with an oriental aesthetic and symbolism

>Veeky Forums
>entry level bait gets posted
>mention women
>instant deluge of butthurt and arguing
Veeky Forums must be the easiest board to troll, it must be true that you're all thirsty autists.

im not trolling

Setting: The dm is a retarded faggot who will die alone and unloved.

System: Does not matter as the game will be 100% fail.

wow thats a big penis

Op's dick gets really big when it is near a hairy man butt.

u u u u

Guys, you are derailing Ops thread with non-Veeky Forums posts.

Do you think you could show a little more respect to him?

D&D5
All men are martials, all women are casters
there you go

Real life.

/r/redpill as the setting

Also, use a 40k system to make sure you won't have any girls in your group.

I can't believe I'm recommending it, but I think it's actually both what you're looking for and also what you deserve.

F.A.T.A.L.

Sure, I can show op some more disrespect.

>hey, we don't like this thread
>let's increase the post count so the OP feels better and does this more often

"Epic derails" are a relic from before Veeky Forums had a 300 post limit and the catalog. All you're doing now is wrapping your lips around OP's dick, and your muffled words just help stimulate him.

I know, right?

All these stupid people posting in this shitty thread, bumping it up when we only want to see this die.

Good one. Almost had me there.

Why?

What are you getting out of bumping this thread?

Hey man, be the derail you want to see in this thread.

Like, I don't know, replace "women" with Decepticons and it becomes a lot more interesting.

Depends, I don't really play a lot of ERP but maybe a re-skinned Monster Hearts could do?

I'm just here to make fun of all these misogynistic pieces of shit that are messing up Veeky Forums.

On a serious note...
Roleplay is how many women and minorities escape their roles in society, it's something we can share with everyone, so it's important we keep these /pol/ retards OUT.

>a game where women are the source of all evil
>What setting
Real life

>Roleplay is how many women and minorities escape their roles in society, it's something we can share with everyone

Could you elaborate on what exactly you mean, please?

>I'm just here to make fun of all these misogynistic pieces of shit that are messing up Veeky Forums.

No, no no. Let's take this and run with it. Shitposting just gets everything covered in shit.

This is like Fetish 101 anyways. OP wants a strong women to oppose his players and crush them. Lord it over them. Crush their hopes and dreams and remind them that they're pitiful worms fighting against fate.

Femdom is pretty basic.

If they're baptists then you can be sure they've never actually read the whole bible. Just rip off stuff from the more obscure parts.

No, I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
If you can't understand how a group of people oppressed for being who they are like to escape from that reality for just a few moments then I have nothing to say to you.

Role-playing is how many pol acks escape the reality of the failed society you people created so it's important we keep you out.

Two can play that game.

Also rpgs are generally percieved to be a white male hobby so could some actual proof be provided for that assertion.

>a group of people oppressed for being who they are

lol try getting your news from reality not fucking tumblr

At least a /pol/lack will provide a link or some infographics.

Tumble piece of shit, dear Lord. This is the 4th channel.

Proof or leave

WoD, Numenera, D&D, Eclipse Phase

>insert game with designated female pronouns in gamebook because muh equality

Oh look, the pissbabies are here, look at that demanding proof but providing none themselves.

Uhh you know what onus of proof is right? Balls in your court brotato not theirs.

FATAL in the Gayland, where as defenders of all that is good and proper, the faggot heros shall cleanse the evil sex, negating their demon wombs with holy dicks.

Wrong.

You're the one who made the claim only men play role playing games so where is your proof?
I already know you're wrong and you have none but it's funny to watch you squirm.

Bro you are either being baited or people that dumb aren't worth arguing with

We're up to 49 posts and no Oglaf.

Not sure if proud or disappoint.

>still no proof
>throw a tantrum and declare yourself the winner
Uhh you know what onus of proof is right?

I know you're wrong because, surprise, I am a woman. Wow, women on the internet!? Shocker! And we play role playing games too so I guess that debunks your theory!

>namefagging

Sorry m8, the FBI said shes a good girl and dindu nuffin.

>What setting/system would be best?
Reality itself.

...

Once upon a time there was a goddess, and she made the entire world, along with humans and other things (add whatever you want here)

Everything was fine, and there wasn't any evil.

One day the goddess gives this woman a box, and tells her "don't open it."

The other women said "I bet you it's got the method of becoming a goddess inside and that's why the goddess doesn't want anyone to open it.

So the woman opened it.

Inside... WAS EVIL! It sprung out everywhere.

The goddess was very upset, because the woman didn't listen to her.
"But why did you give me a box full of evil?"
"Shut up, now you're being punished for it." And the goddess cursed women with childbirth pains and being physically weaker overall but not the bitchiness, because that was already inherent from the goddess' image.

And that's why evil exists, why woman are somewhat less able, and why the goddess is a bitch (but don't let her hear that).

HOW HARD WAS THAT, OP

>setting
The real world.
>system
GURPS

Macho Women With Guns

>obviously GURPS
Pleb.

...

We're all too busy arguing allignments

>i am SO OPPRESSED, someone COMPLIMENTED ME the other day and didn't know CISSCUM TALKING TO A WOMAN is RAPE

This thread is everything wrong with Veeky Forums.

how the hell can a statement that vague be disproven? even a few people roleplaying for that reason would prove it - and with as many people living in the world, it seems impossible NOT to be true

why would you need proof for something so vague? i dont understand - this is motivation, not a newspaper article

Sorry. Left over from a different thread where it was necessary.

Good 'ol Greek Mythology man.

Pandora's Box.

It's good that they are so open and honest about turning a blind eye to the criminal incompetence moneyed elite.

I guess?

FATAL.

No, you are everything that is wrong with Veeky Forums.
Stop taking the bait.

Does it count if only a small, powerful faction are evil?

I am a little thirsty today.

Keep the charade up, /pol/. You overplayed the false flag a little, but it's salvageable.

That's a game I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, DO NOT play FATAL.

Nobody claimed that. Traditionally this has been a white male hobby. If you need proof of that then please get off tg because you clearly don't know enough about the history of our boards subject matter.