It's a Goblin canoe setting

>It's a Goblin canoe setting

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Goblin canoe? Could make an interesting setting.

>When world is young and unformed, a time long before any gods, men, or elves came into being, bellow the skies of eternal dusk spreads the Great Bayou.
> It is there, from the muddy roots of the ancient world trees, that the race of goblins came into being. Without the strength to fight the primordial creatures that lurk in the treetops nor the swiftness >to evade the nightmares beneath the dark water, the goblin race survives by building great fleets of canoes and raft cities from the very roots they spawned.
>They domesticate larvae of giant fireflies to provide food and light to ward off monsters that prey upon the goblin kind, bringing light to the darkness of the Great Bayou.

Is Goblin canoe basically Goblin sled on water?

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What is a Goblin canoe setting? Point me to the thing you are talking about.

Have my fucking babies you beautiful user

>Outlander anthropologist comes to live amongst the natives of the Bayou and is surprised by his host family's amazing hospitality
>Sits outside on the porch with a fan and some iced tea talking with his host family
>"OOOOH, dahlin, you 'ear dat ova dere in da grove? Das ol Louis, always out dere playin dat zydeco music he love so much. Ay Louis! Come get some gumbo, woodja?!"

10/10 would play

I think it's time to get shit done

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This but gobliny

I prefer kobold raft settings myself but all for our own.

infiltrating a town at a river in this game huh?

>he's not playing a bugbear barge setting
I filled out the captcha to laugh at you.

>Hobgoblin skiff master race laughs from afar

You're both shit.

Human boats might be vanilla but its some grand classic vanilla.

>not playing dwarven speedboats
I expected better from you, teeg

>It's a surf-board troll setting

It's got to be better than Warforged Ironclads. Setting's just too bloody Dense.

Elve have no watercraft. They slide through the water like snakes, and are often harpooned by accident. I say by accident, because people don't really like harpooning elves, as it really doesn't annoy the other elves that someone that stupid as to be mistaken for a giant eel would be removed from the gene pool, and everyone else is annoyed because elves aren't edible unless you're an ogre (too much fiber).

>reading the pdf
it's good, it's good,
>gets to Orc Gender
This could be summarized with the sentence "Have your character be whatever gender you want it to be."

Special K

>he refuses to play a gnoll catamaran setting
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