CYOA general thread

I think we need pic where cyoa is bait and angel is fish

Yes.

Unfortunately, I don't have it, so I can't.

That's a stupid way to ask. You should have gotten someone to post it in the last thread.

I tried.

Tryhard.

Origin: Innate
Appearance: Athletic
Faction: The Agency.
Drawbacks: Valuable, Traitor(Aaron Moore)(can anyone tell me how many times I can take traitor?), Weakness.
Perks: Signing Bonus, Expert, Charisma, Identity free from faction bonus.

Abilities: Strength 3, Agility 3, Endurance 2, Durability 3, Enhanced Senses 1, Reflexes 3, Immunity 2, Self Healing 3, Unarmed Mastery 3, Flight 3, Directed Energy Attacks 3, Analysis 3, Inheritable 1, Social Enhancer 1. I am not Goku.

Allies: Lindsey Reyes because I am living at her place, and Olivia Blake.
Foes: The Prototype, Fiona Dawley, and Bubbles. New perks will include Defector(Clone), Training, and Safehouse.

>Hey Angle I bet you wont post your build.

Origin: Innate
Appearance: Athletic
Faction: Military
Powers:
Strength 3
Agility 3
Endurance 3
Durability 3
Reflexes 3
Passion 3
Stylish 3
Unarmed Mastery 3 - Wrestling
Training 3

Perks:
Celebrity
Reputation (Olympic Hero)
Squad (Team RECK)

Drawbacks:
Hated ("YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!")

Allies:
Lindsey Reyes (she can explain to those marks online why they shouldn't be booing an Olympic gold medalist)
Big Mike

Oh yeah and total ability points spent 34.

Wrong Angel, but I like your build.

Love it

You know what fuck it, i'll add on hated to the Drawbacks list and spend the last three points on Overcharge 3, and that finishes my totally not Goku build. 37

Does anyone have some CYOA guides i can use?

You don't need a guide, user. Listen to your heart.

Okay, best thing ever:

Legal 3, Evidence 2, Alter 1.

I have a cop car, and can make anything I want illegal. I have cameras. I'm made up for the camera.

Yeah, I'm making my own version of COPS.

There's an app that makes them for you in the pastebin. It seemed complicated, though.

Like this?

A guide for what, exactly? Do you mean making CYOAs?

>Listen to your heart, listen to the rain
>listen to the voices in your brain
>Come on guys, let's get creative

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if I can be a girl, sure.
Otherwise no thanks please don't.

I found it myself

Time to subvert a CYOA...

Alter 3
Jurisdiction 2
Evidence 1

I find men or women who are stuck in abusive relationships. I use Alter 3 to give the abused person more self-confidence and esteem (which the abuser hates). I use Evidence 1 to film the abuse and get the abuser arrested. Jurisdiction 2 just lets me do several at once, because I can't think of a better option.

Challenge: Subvert a CYOA!

If you're horrible person as a guy, you're going to be a horrible person as a girl.

Unless you opt for full mind wipe.

Nice trips.

mostly for picture boarders

That's the kind of thinking that gets Jesus to give you a thumbs up.

Do you really want to be the female equivalent of your current self?

Put pictures all around the edge of the image.

>She was in a bad relationship! My penis saved her! I'm not a bad person!

You can't justify NTR.

And you can't justify shitposting the same argument over and over again.

But here we are at the start of another shitstorm.

He never used his penis though

Who said *anything* about having sex with the abused person? Nothing in what I posted requires that.

Photoshop? Check out SDA's cloud in the pastebin, he has some tutorials there.

Look at user's picture. he wants a gay cyoa.
If I can be a girl, then I'd read the cyoa, otherwise not.
In a gay cyoa? Absolutely?
In real life? Hell no. I'd rather be an average attractive guy than a tall-as-fuck, average girl. If I can be a hot girl, I absolutely would take the offer.

I apologize. I thought you were seducing abused waifus with your penis. Carry on with the purity though. Good job.

Evidence 3
Drain 2
Legal 1

Evidence 1 and Legal 1 for a ton of credit fraud, to fuel Drain 2 to seize all sorts of crap and to fund my own hedonistic lifestyle. Evidence 2 and 3 to shit out an entertainment empire.

That said, I think I'm most enticed by the idea of being the head of IT for hell's first modern expansion effort and what sounds like an arbitrarily large budget.

...I wonder what corporate head hunting is like in Hell?

And gays and lesbians can be horrible people too.

Just because you gave up your dick for a vagina doesn't change that fact.

Seems like someone didn't read the Bible. I'll give you a hint: women are the source of all evil.

And Eve was made from one of Adam's ribs. So really Man is the source of all evil.

Actually God made Adam so God is source of all evil.

Aye the truth spoken
The Adam's ribs used were source of all evil

Yup god is the reason why you are a horrible person.

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Nah it's mostly your shitposting

"Always two there are; no more, no less. A shitposter and an apprentice."

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You're missing the point.
I'm not gay. So if you make a cyoa about guys only fucking guys, and girls only fucking girls, the only way I'm going to play it is if I can be a girl and continue to fuck girls.

Are you implying user's shitposting has more authority than our God in Heaven?

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But if you're straight as a guy, wouldn't you also be straight as a girl too?

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You know... I don't know what would happen.
It's not like someone suddenly, instantly having their gender swapped has happened before.
I don't know if gays or lesbians are more "aggressive", and with a world full of them? Shit. I don't know if my odds of not getting raped are higher as a girl or a boy.

>Affinity
>>Aquatic
>>Wasteland
>>Earth
>Size Class
>>Giant
>Race
>>Draconic
>Boss Perks
>>Vitality Prowess
>>Physical Prowess
>>Charisma Prowess (Awe)
>>Enchanted Armor (Immortal Stone Scales)
>>Corruption (The Dragon Stones)
>>Empowerment x2 (Wasteland, Earth)
>>Companion
>>>Aquatic
>>>Behemoth
>>>Draconic

>Minion Types
>>Giant Aquatic Beast
>>Average Wasteland Human/Draconic
>Mooks
>>Giant Aquatic Beast Guards x3 (75)
>Elites
>>Average Wasteland Human/Draconic Warriors x3 (30)
>Lieutenants
>>Average Wasteland Human/Draconic Champion (1)
>Minion Perks
>>Faction
>>Sustenance
>>Diverse
>>Hybrid
>>Specialty x2 (Health, Defense)
>>Equipment
>>Training

>Realm Perks
>>Hidden
>>Unknown

youtu.be/enkEiD8PC5o

Lesbian couples have really high abuse rates.

Anyone got the monster girl cyoa?

>lesbian couples
exactly. So if me being gender-bend means I keep my sexuality, so now I like boys, I wouldn't end up in a relationship with a girl.
Plus, the obesity rate with lesbians is super high, whereas I think the "fitness rate" in gays is high, plus it's easier to rape with a dick than a vag.
I think I'd rather be a girl who is straight in a world where everyone else is gay.

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Why are you trying so hard to summon Angel? All she's going to do is detail the thread.

Since Angel's already been brought up, it might be worth adding the anecdotal evidence to this that Angel's ex-gf used to beat her.

They can't rape you if you rape them first. Self-defense raping is my advice.

Because Domain CYOA is one of the best, and I'm not going to let blogposter maximus deter me from posting it.

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You'll have to be more specific than that.

>a heterosexual guy/girl should have sex with gays to avoid having sex with gays
but really, I would pay to have studies done in regards to sexuality and genderbending, if it were actually possible.

>abuse rates in lesbs
>Angel's ex-gf used to beat her.
I don't know what's depressing, this or partner statistics in gays (the fact that 1 in 4 gays have over 1000 partners)

>the fact that 1 in 4 gays have over 1000 partners
That is vile

>(the fact that 1 in 4 gays have over 1000 partners)
Citation needed.

gays got game?

Gay couples also have the lowest domestic violence rates and obesity rates.

Boss Name: Siegfried

Total Shards: 12
Total Tokens: 41

Realm Affinity: Air
Boss Affinities: Air/Tempest/Aquatic/Inferno/Earth

Boss Size Class: Average
Boss Race: Humanoid
Boss Perks:
Vitality Prowess
Physical Prowess
Agility Prowess
Charisma Prowess
Enchanted Armour (Nibelung)
Enchanted Weapon (Spear: Gungnir)
Enchanted Weapon (Long Sword: Lohengrin)
Empowermentx4
Companionsx2 (Árvakr and Alsviðr/Beast/Giant/Air)

Minions:
Tempest Knights (Humanoid/average)
Halcyon Steeds (Beasts/Giant)
Minion Empowerment: Air/Tempest/Aquatic/Inferno/Earth
Minion Perks: Empowermentx4/Talented: Smithing/Specialty Strength/Equipment/Training/Faction/Evolution

Minions:
Tempest Knight Champions (Riders)x15
Halcyon Steeds Champions (Mounts) x15

Realm Perks: Mobile/Legendary

Drawbacks:
Benevolent/Crusade/Undead/Nemesis/Whispers
Treasure/Traitors/Usurper/Adaptation/Apocalypse

Warriors immortal knights
We walk our way alone
Eternally, we're born to write
The sign of victory
Warriors, immortal knights
So far away from home
Eternally, we're born to fight
Forever riding free

And the day has come
Time to die
Somewhere far beyond
On the stairway to the sky
On the rainbow soaring high
We are born from the sun

In our hands we hold the future
As we live so we will die
Carry on to save mankind
Back to back we stand as one
Until the last crusade is done
We're leaving from the night

Call for vengeance, raise your steel
We are the kinghts on our glory ride
Law defenders, raise your swords
Freedom for us all

Hail to the gods of creation
Hail to the king of the world
A hail to the metal invasion
A heavenly kingdom on earth

Godless oydessey, endless agony
We're heading for eternal life

Deus Vult

With Juristiction 1, does this mean one would receive the life-extending bonus for non-romantic relationships destroyed, or is it meant only to facilitate ending romantic relationships by getting the family involved?

For example, would a father disowning his child count? How about having someone excommunicated from a community they love?

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Subvert a CYOA #2

Enna, the Enlightened. God of Knowledge, Civilization and Healing.

>Methodology: Dominator
In name only; this choice is for the empowered minions.

>World: Primal World
Enna shall lend the building blocks to lift these peoples to great heights and righteousness.

>Form: Lord of Hosts (free), Pillar of Strength, Pillar of Hope, Unearthly Charm
Don't do anything directly in manifest form. Inspire and lead the people; major buffer. Also summon lots of minions, as explored below. Unearthly Charm allows to spread the word peacefully, until my minions are developed to the point to take over that duty.

>God Powers:
>Change of Heart
Used against intelligent monsters that threaten the peace, or if there are other gods, to win back my people that have had this power used on them.
>Aether Passage
Used to aid the people; innocent can be allowed to escape from attacking peoples, or armies can be moved to advantage. Not clear from description if these can be permanent, but if so, creates a highway among the civilization for greater trade and communication.

>Empowerment: Worship & Knowledge
Teach the people to seek enlightenment, and to give thanks for it.

>Prophet: Leader
Appearing to a wise chieftan

>Divine Gifts: Beauty, Strength, Magecraft, Resilience
The followers shall be granted gifts as long as they use them righteously.

>Dominion: No choices.
Enna's dominion is the people, and the people the dominion.

>Minions.
Three Kinds of minions, all are of type lesser, so all have a free "form" and 7 choices due to "Dominator". Because they are lesser, they can be summoned in great numbers over time.

(to be continued, along with part 2 of the CYOA)

I think that just as the first linked post is talking about female homosexuals, the second one is talking about male homosexuals.

ALL minions have the following:
>Skill - Speed
>Skill - Perpetual
>Skill - Genius
Speed so they may cover more ground, perpetual to make them VERY hard to kill, Genius to make them fully sapient, as a human.

In addition, the three types of minions have:
>Minion 1: Healers
>Form - Mammalian
>Affinity - Life
>Skill - Attraction
>Skill - Healer
>Skill - Invisibility

Healers serve as envoys of Enna in addition to their titular roles. They are centauric, varying in which animals their body parts consist of. Their "Attraction" ability manifests in a fully non-sexual manner, merely making them comforting and trustworthy in bearing. Invisibility allows them to heal even in the midst of combat. In addition to healing with magic, they teach the people the arts of herbs and healing.

>Minion 2: Crafters
>Form - Mammalian
>Affinity - Earth
>Affinity - Water
>Affinity - Life
>Skill - Smithing

Crafters teach the faithful to build and construct, aiding them in mastery of nature. Earth affinity may help them craft structures, Water affinity to manipulate rivers slowly to best advantage, and Life affinity to coax the crops from the soil until the people master the art fully. The crafters teach the people, to smith, to build, to create. The crafters are squat and bipedal, bearing the faces of differing animals, but always having two, sometimes four, hands with opposable thumbs, so that they may do their work.

>Minion 3: Defenders
>Form - Great Size
>Skill - Flight
>Skill - Toughness
>Skill - Hypersenses
>Skill - Smiting

The defenders do their role very ably. Despite the name, these minions are used in any type of combat, and are tactically flexible. One will often accompany a crafter or a healer into potentially dangerous areas.

(to be concluded)

I don't think those are all at one time.

Finally,

>Underworld: Judgment
>Forest
>Ocean
>Halls of the Gods
>Citadel (2)
The afterlife is a place of people and reflection among beautiful buildings and nature. All but the most wretched may enter, though only the righteous may enter the Citadel, where they may request reincarnation after they have rested enough. Those not allowed entry may earn it through reflection and repentance.

The goal here is to raise the entire world to glorious heights of humanity. As the civilization starts primitive, as the people learn Enna will grow in power (due to Empowerment: Knowledge), in addition to the normal worship. Over time, this additional power will be leveraged into more abilities, until eventually Enna is able to open a Worldgate to continue the great Enlightenment.

>carm.org/statistics-homosexual-promiscuity
>28% of homosexual men had more than 1000 partners

*peace and reflection.

Also, subvert a CYOA!

> Matt Slick
Ohhhh boy. It's one of these.

There is no excuse for how disgusting that is.
>71% fucked 500 people, or more, in their lifetime
>79% of the ones they fucked were strangers
>4.5% of gays in relationships reported sexual fidelity
aka. 95.% of gays in relationships cheat
I have never felt as homophobic as I do right now. Burn them to the ground.

7 perks
Learn 10 languages instantly (French, Mandarin, Spanish, German, Japanese, Arabic, Portugese, Russian, Icelandic, Korean)

5000 income per week, 1 mill in the bank.

Infinite lifespawn with eternal youth

Immunity to disease and can regenerate limbs nad heal quickly.

I will travel the world and meet people all over for eternity.

> Trusting the CARM
Well you fell the b8 user. Of an organization that already decided what statistics they wanted and set the tests to prove said statistics.

i.4cdn.org/tg/1467802655240.pdf

Anybody know if I have to have spells from the same school to pick spells from a higher tier?

I've been to the gblt board. The gays there are proud of fucking everyone they can at the pride festivals.
I will never get this.

>research by Matt Slick
>President and Founder of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry. Matt earned his Bachelors in Social Science from Concordia University, Irvine, CA in 1988. He earned his Masters of Divinity from Westminster Theological Seminary, in Escondido, CA, in 1991. He now resides in the Boise, Idaho area with his family. He is ordained. Matt started CARM in October of 1995 to respond to the many false teachings of the cults on the Internet.
>MASTERS OF DIVINITY

This man's credentials are an absolute joke.

Actually it's from Bell and Weinberg, not by Slick

first page says T3 needs 4 spells from the T4 of the same book, T2 needs 3 of T3 and T1 needs 2 of T2

>What? Gay men and lesbians are separate groups?

So I'd only be able to use one book?

you can chose to have 14 spells, but you can't have T1 spells

A study from 1978 before the gay liberation movement, before the AIDS epidemic and using convience samples so it has no representative value anyway. It has no value nowadays.