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> Martin Shekeli becomes CEO of WoTC
> And you've thought that MtG is difficult and expensive to get into NOW.

"You know, I like you, so I'll lower the price a bit. How about only 10$ for this 'Plains' card."

It's happening.

Welp, I think it's time for me to sell all my Cards.

What's a good way to remove 500+ cards that also makess me money?

Sell them to Martin Shkreli

This could work, especially since he demonstrated that he doesn't know much about the game.

>5 Black Lotuses
>He bought 5 of the bloody things
Somehow I knew he would play reservedlist.dec, but it's even worse than I imagined.

Please tell me he's using all 5 in one deck.
If so.. naming whatever deck he's building the DQspecial.dec

A deck so expensive, you can't play it unless you buy the judge.

I doubt he's buying them to play with.

Aww..
You're right, he'll play an extort deck instead...
Which guild do you think he plays?

Martin "Magic Investor" Shkreli.

I hope he does to the Reserved List what he did with the AIDS medicine.

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Who is this man and what is wrong with him?

t. kitchen-table casual

Got the license to manufacture a malaria treatment drug and raised the price from $13 a tablet to $750 a tablet. Since then he's been playing the "corrupt rich asshole" act to the hilt.

>Got the license to manufacture a malaria treatment drug and raised the price from $13 a tablet to $750 a tablet.
Until a rival company pushed out a competing generic and priced it at like $10 a tablet just to spite him and ride the PR wave.

He raised the price of Daraprim from $13.50 a pill to $750 a pill.

Also owes a shitload of money to the investment firm he used to work for. He either embezzled or fucked up the investments and got fired, then sued.

I suspect his malaria medication activities and this most recent nonsense are him attemtping to make enough money to pay off the people he owes.

Man, that's some cyberpunk level shit.

He also offered Kanye West $15 million to become the sole owner of one of his albums.

Are you one of those pathetic goons he's got on the payroll to shitpost about his le ebin trolling?

Doesn't Shkreli own the Wu Tang album?

And he is the sole owner of a Wu-Tang Clan album

I really hope Bill Murray carries out that heist.

So basically it's only a matter of time before he writes a book and starts a religion?

That's fake, retard

Has anyone given a fuck about Wu-Tang since ODB died? Ghostface may have had a couple of good albums, but that's about it. Besides, they're all into that comicbook villain shit, and given their irrelevance they probably just made a deal with Shrekeli in order to get them into the spotlight again. The whole thing's just some low-rent scam.

I CAN DREAM, ASSWIPE.

As much as I really, really hope you're wrong, you're probably right.

Why would you want to own a Kanye album?