Oh shit nigga it's an Astro-Spinx! Best answer his riddle nigga

roll a d100

"What is an orc's favorite song that isn't a coffee table or a happening?"

Rolled 9 (1d100)

Boyz in da Hood?

>TEETH AREN'T HORSES!!!

dead
dead (gotta roll nigga)

Rolled 69 (1d100)

Elf tears.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

Power of the Horde.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

I remember this thread.

dead
yeah saw that cap so I thought I'd make my own, also dead

Rolled 36 (1d100)

Bohemian Rhapsody

Rolled 4 (1d100)

Garden clippers.

dead

Rolled 13 (1d100)

AN ORC-ESTRA

Rolled 16 (1d100)

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE THE FORMUOLI

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>A Coffee Table or a Happening

Rolled 35 (1d100)

Pockchop sandwiches

Rolled 4 (1d100)

Enough Dakka.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

A shit. A song that isn't a coffee table is shit.

dead
you didn't give an answer
double dead
triple dead

dead

Rolled 100 (1d100)

Grot-toman

You are a hero to us all.

Rolled 5, 2, 4, 5, 1, 4, 5, 6, 6, 3, 3, 6, 5, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 3, 3 = 84 (20d6)

Oh shit nigga, the Astro-Sphinx explodes into chain lightning.
You win fag.

And that puts me at... -39 HP

Excellent!

And I was gonna say orc-hestral music.

Fare ye well, Astro-sphinx, you could not withstand my pun-ishment.

Till next time...

After defeating the Astro-sphinx you turn to the villagers you saved. They seem quite impressed by your exquisite puns that not only do they want to give their farm tools as a reward, they also want to start a bonfire in your honor. Aren't you a lucky guy.

I don't get it.

>"Halt, citizens! Move ye no further, until you roll 1d100 and answer my riddle!"

>"What is an anus that is also a penis?"

Rolled 86 (1d100)

O-OP?