What the fuck is the subtext here?

What if werewolves hunt humans because its the only way for them to revert back to human form? What if the only dangerous werewolves are the ones who can't accept that they get to be kickass monsters now?

It's calculated to be vaguely homoerotic, appealing to certain demographics and not alienating others. Don't think too much about it.

>art direction
>muh artist freedum restrained
>magic is deeeeedddddd

>art is whatever
>wat dis meaning
>magic is deeeeeddddddd

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That's what I'm saying.

Nobody just innocently wanders into Dracula's castle dressed like that. The guy is gagging for it.

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What are you, four?
They're gonna fuck.

>Okay my son, you must put a HARD object inside of dracula's weakspot
>Say no mo priest.

>Think being a werewolf is nice and kickass
>Man this so cool
>yfw it rains and it's cold and you don't fit through the frame but don't want to break your nice windows, and it's so warm and nice inside, but you can't get in, because houses are for people not for monsters silly wuffer

He's not gagging. Yet.

Just hunch down, and maybe squeeze in sideways if you're also too broad for the frame. Anyway, if you are stuck outside the thick fur probably helps.

You could say the vampire is about to get the succ

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Which weekend is the prerelease and which is the release?

no
>Vampire drinks human blood / human dies
>Human drinks vampire blood / human becomes vampire

How about nobody drinks any bodily fluids at all? Goddamn, you motherfuckers are nasty. All kinds of fucking diseases and germs and shit.

You can't spell subtext without buttsex.

You aren't actually going to get people to stop having sex just by pointing out STIs exist. And vampires are little more than metaphors for sex you shouldn't be having.

Sex is fine! Sex is good!
Just don't go drinkin' blood and shit. You would wear a condom with you're with a stranger, or have them wear a condom. Why would you go and drink their blood?

Pretty sure it's from a Key and Peele sketch, user.

Woah

Well... I wouldn't know. I apparently have never heard of them before.

Boy are you in for a treat
youtu.be/iXpxnxAL62A

My favourite isn't on Youtube, though
vimeo.com/channels/629355/54162829

Yes.

The sillhouette of the vampire and the wonky perspective from such a good artist makes me believe the temtator was originally a vampire woman cornering bitch boy against the wall, and then kimberly at worldbuilding's fetishes happened.

Thanks a lot, I just know that will pop up in my head the next time I'm in class. Probably never going to be able to forget it.

I was just about to say, that must be the most homoerotic card I've ever seen.

This is the rational response, but WotC is going to ham it up to cater to the LGBTBBQ bullshit. Kill me now

Oh my sides

Imma need source user

Veeky Forums.org/a/

Sorry senpai, I'm just as much in the dark

Remember, if you don't like the LGBT movement, just call them by their original name, LGBTP. The P means pedophile

(You)

Gay king statues from Theros

Tranny in Fate Reforged

Gay vampires in Eldritch Moon

And they can't even give us the qt lesbian werewolf hunters

Just leave. Go.

^this

>Which weekend is the prerelease?
16th/17th

>and which is the release?
Friday after that.

>not mentioning the glorious Olivia "spearmaster" Voldaren

Genderqueer planeswalker in Theros

Autistic girl in Khans/Dragons of Tarkir.

I really don't understand why Ashiok gets people mad, It's got nothing to do with LGBT shit.

They could have presented him that way, yes, but they chose instead to use tumblr-tier themes and terms like "agender" and "doesn't identify as".

Ashiok has never been referred to as agender or the like.

Ashiok merely keeps whether or not they have a gender, and what it is, secret from others as a means of unsettling people. That people are still upset about it to this day is apparently a sign that it works.

>Ashiok has never been referred to as agender or the like.
Search Blogatog for agender and Ashiok.

By whom?

markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/100370457338/what-is-ashioks-gender

Mark Rosewater on Ashiok's gender:
>Unknown

markrosewater.tumblr.com/search/ashiok gender

It's all about how his gender isn't known. The only who is explicitly without gender is Karn, who is a robot and therefore doesn't care by which pronoun you refer to it.

K&P is the best show for gamers

I don't know why any of these things get people mad. But apparently in the vast wide multiverse, having genderless people, gays, transgender people, or autistic people is just off the table.
Heteros are fine, though. Never seen anyone complain about Anax and Cymede or Chandra's mom and dad (except to complain that we don't need more Chandra or her parents)

what a succumbag

>agender
>tumblr-tier
It's nice to know that /pol/babies are so mentally deficient they don't know how prefixes work in the English language.

>everyone who isnt a far leftist is from /pol/
you must get tired of people saying this to you

>be someone who proudly defends Israel as the only safe country for LGBTs in the Middle East
>get called a /pol/baby
How could I possibly be less /pol/? Serious question?

Okay /pol/baby, I see you've got triggered again, whatever you say :^)

Bless you, porn doujin dialogue!

And have your nice carpet smelling like wet dog? I don't think so.

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muh boogey man
and not everyone speaks english as a first language, i think you are a very prejudiced person