Ever had an honest-to-god furry at your table?

My entire group is furry, and most of our games involve anthros. We still keep fetishy shit away from the table, and our games are no more suggestive than a Redwall book. We all just think anthros are neat and became friends through a furry roleplay way back in the day; it's not a lifestyle for any of us.

I've had a few people I suspect are furries. Their behaviour only differs from everyone else in the choice of races they choose to play and/or attempt to seduce.

I have never had anyone wanting to play a third party/homebrew race just to cater to them, so that's never been a problem. If a player asks to play a homebrew/third party race, furry or not, they get one make allowing it sound interesting. But my answer will probably be no.

On the issue of seduction, I've only had to deal with NPCs/players seducing each other three times:
- GM did it with NPCs attempting to seduce PCs once in a game where everyone was human (1920s earth setting). It turned out awkward for everyone, he apologised, game ran for a few more years without it repeating.
- Mass Effect game had one player trying to seduce anything that was female. It was occasionally annoying, but the GM made his failures amusing enough that we didn't mind.
- Now for the incident involving the players I suspect are furries. One player playing an anthro PC. Another player with a human PC seduces him, drags him into bushes. Fade to black. Never mentioned again.

I haven't had any problem from furries that don't also happen with non-furry players/GMs. So I don't see anything that needs to be dealt with.

Nope
As long as he keeps his quirks to himself it's not a problem

>they get one make allowing it sound interesting
Should be:
>they get one chance to make allowing it sound interesting

I try not to mention it, and so far nobody has tried to deal with me.

My current DM is a massive scaly. He's also the chillest guy in our social circle. Aside from the fact he tends to only play dragonborn or kobolds (or center the story around the one or the other) he's never been any problem at all and is an all around cool dude

It's the local weeb who is always forcing his various magical realms into the game or quoting the current FoTM anime and generally being trouble

I'm a furry and was part of my friends homebrew tabletop 40 rpg for about 6 months.

I kept any of my furry stuff out of it and played an ork. I hope others would show the same consideration, especially magical realm stuff.

I did get a random chaos mutation on a d100 table that happened upon werewolf. The rest of the campaign involved poker face of my joy to get to play it, in a low way as we did it mainly as a dungeon crawler due to mostly being new to tabletop roleplay and hiding my power level because it wasn't something I was overly open about past a couple of friends in the group. Never caused any concern.

I do know people who would have shoehorned there interest in at any given opportunity, and that really grinds my gears.

Well, it's great all you folks have had a good experience with people who happen to be furries.

I am not so lucky.

My GM, while not the absolute person I've dealt with, has unironically posted Jay Naylor comics into the OOC Skype chat and has once gone into great detail of his sexual experiences.

Then there's the fucking player that played a moronic cleric/paladin multiclass, putting levels into paladin to "heal better" when they already had Life Cleric.

Didn't even know they were furry until they decided to straight up dump their diaperplay Raccoon fursona as a Rogue/Bard homebrew race. Constantly does stupid shit in game and brings up politics when it isn't needed.

Why, oh why did I ever join this group...

You must have one, OP, that's why you want our help, right? Tell us about him.

What? No, this is entirely hypothetical. I've been lurking Veeky Forums for a while and making up provocative or stupid situations in gaming seems to be one of the primary topics of discussion here. Am I doing something wrong?

Underrated post, but I think you meant marxists instead of libertarians.

It took the group like three years to find out that one player was a gay furry because he never talked about his interest in this stuff.

He's one of the more motivated and experienced players, so there haven't been any problems. I can't say I approve of his life choices, but it's really none of my business and it never matters, so I don't say anything either. I am pleased with his continued participation.

My group contains a furry, a necrophiliac, a hypnofetishist, and a few weaboos.

It hasn't really been a problem at the table.

Fuck me I've got a bad experience with a furry. I used to be friends with a bunch of furries and they never made trouble but this guy Weasel for sure did.

We were playing a one or two shot game of pf in between campaigns because one guy in our group wanted to test some ideas for combat encounters. It was pretty vaguely plotted, our characters had got captured by some drow and put into an arena to fight for their amusement. Just an excuse to run some combats really.
I was running a robot wizard with a shotgun, my buddy was an orc paladin, we had a sneaky elf rogue, it was a cool party.
Except for Weasel.
>Young Gold Dragon
>literally his character from another game, just a few age categories younger so that it got to lev 8 with adjustment
>Attempts to fly away first combat encounter
>threatens to leave the game when there is a boundary over the arena
>Doesn't want to help the other characters in the combat
>after the first couple of combat encounters we get taken to see a drow queen to push this flimsy plot forward
>Weasel starts casting Grease at every NPC claiming that one in every twenty rounds they should slip
>argument with the GM about what anti-magic the drow have access to
>Weasel threatens to leave the game again if he can't make a few guards have a pratfall
>We get shown a little torture scene to show how depraved and eeeeeevil these drow are
>Weasel outright says out of character that the torturer is probably an Expert class NPC
>I say that's metagaming and there is no way that the character would know that and it could very well be, say, a L.20 ranger with Favored Enemy: Dragon
>Weasel kills the torturer NPC
>I get pissed off as the GM pretty much gets our characters murdered by a L.15 sorceress and a bunch of guards because he didn't veto Weasel's actions
>I get into a huge argument with Weasel about metagaming, what it means, and why it's bad to decide in-character that there are out of character rules that impact the game state.

>Ever had an honest-to-god furry at your table?
Yes.
>How did you deal with him?
It didn't really come up aside from his icon being what I'm pretty sure was a fursona.
His character didn't have anything to do with it, and it's not like it cropped up in talking to him. How would it?

Chances are a lot of people have played with furries or other /d/eviant sorts of people, but you'll never actually know unless they're *also* a jackass.

Same here.
There's one guy who I constantly warn not to follow in my footsteps. This fandom is a curse on my life.

About half the people I know on the internet are furries, and the other half are anime fags, with a small margin of error allowing for /b/tards.

It's actually the /b/tards who you have to look out for. The furries and anime fags are generally fine and tolerable. The /b/tards start out a little meme-y and gradually degrade into complete dipshittery as the years go by.

Or maybe I've just had terrible luck with this one segment of the internet and great luck with the other. I don't know. But that's how it's been.

>Macro fox.jpg

>Ever had an honest-to-god furry at your table?
Yes. It was me

>Ever had an honest-to-god furry at your table?
One of my regulars.

>How did you deal with him?
Playing games and having fun.

>mfw reading it

Yes
He's been a good friend for many years, played a kitsune character, etc, Not an idiot about it. no big deal.
Until he started trying to push me to dm 5e. I refused because (and i own the main three books) i dont like the system. He bitches that its easier with fewer rules to remember and that it supports his furry characters better (we have been running 3.5 for over 5 years at this point and shit works fine) and i told him if he doesn't like the way i DM that he can go and fuck off to the 5e group he DM's. he spends the next few sessions bitching and moaning about how he cant play his characters the way he likes anymore and i finally tell him im not inviting him to any more sessions. 2 months in without him and we are realizing that shit is running smoother without his furriness getting in the way of group decisions.

Yes.

He never made a biff about his degeneracy. He was introverted as fuck and actually requested that beastly races not be playable.

yep. in D&D 4e, he played a changeling. wore his ears and tail to sessions. all of the problems that he caused had zilch to do with being furry.

i like anthro animals as characters in fiction and really like playing beastfolk. idk if that makes me a "furry" but there you go

First game I was even in had two, went magical realm real fast and was really uncomfortable.

I was 15 at the time and just was getting into table top. At a local gaming shop they had a bulletin with a wanted players add so i took down the number.

The guy i called, the dm, said he was alright that i was young but it was a serious game that touched on a lot od adult stuff. Sounded good to me.

Mom dropped me off at his house and there were 3 other players, everylne else including the DM were grossly obese. I didnt care so we all rolled uo characters. I made a human fighter, the woman of the group was playing some sort of elf sorceress, one of the men was playing a druid and the last was a centuar archer.

Again, sounded good to me. Then they started to describe their characters appearance as the game started. The druid was always in wolf form and he wounded like a typical wolf like creature but he made sure to mention that the only human part that remained shown in his shape shifted form was his dick and his perfectly hairless balls. That caught me off gaurd.

The centuar dude had fluffed his character as an otherkin, at the time I thought it was some sort of teifling centaur. Then went on about how his huge horsecock after honestly 5 minutes, talking about the veins, coloration, even the smell. I felt really out of place at that moment.

After the woman finished describing her huge fitted elf with a budgle hidden under her loinclothe the two dudes started making sexual advances at her character. After a couple of minutes they decided to come onto my dude so I grabbed my dice and booked it. At the corner of their street I called my mom to come pick me up.

Never again after that.

Nope.
Had 5 bronies myself included

i honestly do not believe this happened

who is best girl?

Honest to pelor man, I didn't actually play at a table for years after that opting out of online games where it didn't matter if I dropped out

>tfw I'm 3 of those

Heh. I had one at my game, she didn't like boys because one did her harm long ago. She likes horses. So she said she wanted to be an anthropomorphic horse. I asked her if I could ride her into battle, and she blanched like I'd fed her a rat sandwich and discarded the character idea.

Well played.

Theres no new furries, the youngest and last ones are around 17-19. Theyre adults now

We have a closet furry at our table. His first character was a catfolk. Then a dwarf cleric the GM prwgen'd for him, which he quickly got bored with. Then a kitsune sorcerer. Then in a steam punk suprrhero setting he insisted on having a tail and had luck powers. (9 lives? I might be reading too deep into the luck thing) Then a druid that would shape almost exclusively into felines. Currently playing a wizard who spams summon monster but due to setting shenanigans summon monster has been replaced with summon nature's Ally, and he's summoned almost nothing but tigers.

Oh and he plays a werewolf and wolf-centric commander MTG deck.

Dude also has two cats, for what it's worth.

Zootopia just came out, user.

Glimglam. I love them all though.

>a hypnofetishist, and a few weaboos.

Good group, would play with/10

Yes.

He admitted to being autistic before the game started. He was the second worst player I've ever had. He didn't inject any of his furry shit into the game, he was really good about that. He was the worst player because he didn't read the books and outright lied about it. I could ask him simple questions about his character, or how combat worked and he never knew the answers to the questions. Ever. He constantly complained that we weren't playing the system he wanted to play and had absolutely no idea what any of the abilities his character had. Not even an inkling. The part that bother me the most was that he lied constantly about having read the book then would get really mad about it when he was called out on it and told he needed to read the books.
I made that ungrateful fucker a custom character for the game so he could play what he wanted. He detailed the things the character had even and I made a character that could do all the things he mentioned. Then had no fucking idea that he could do any of it when he played, even though he asked for those things and I made the character with him, explaining it to him.

I'm fond of of the purple one
Never saw past season 2, I don't know if she's still best girl

>That spoiler
Shameful. I bet you think Hitler did nothing wrong too

I'm the DM, my tastes are vanilla and I have no reason to poison the sessions. Instead I use my time and effort spooking the shit out of them with crazy 60's tier sci-fi settings. My recent one was quite literally about thought police and the use of drugs to keep out what they considered improper thought. The liberal in the group was the first to start tearing this society apart, I laughed for three days straight.

This actually is a thing. One of my friends went to see it and came out of the theater a furry.
He was 19.
Took him long enough to realize that he wanted to fuck the rabbit.
Though, given that he's also a brony, it was only a matter of time.

Which three?

I mean, to be fair to him, H.U. can have a lot of fiddly bits to be aware of.
Like, my water powers were a full page of different abilities each with unique mechanics.

But I guess that excuse only really flies the first few.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a cute girl from an inhuman species and fill their womb with your superior human seed.

But legit furries are just closet homosexuals. Have you seen the porn? It's gayer than JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

that would be telling.
not a necrophiliac

Which three?

I am also three

H.u.?

Kinky.

same
hypnotism doesn't even work on me, I just fap to it, and then feel horrible because I realized I just came to a woman trying to brainwash me into wanting to get fucked by a big dick shemale

Atleast that one isn't as easy to magical realm.

Oh--if you're than I thought you were someone else.

If you're not them, I'd rather not clarify too much in case the person in question sees the thread.

>have you seen the porn
>implying that there's not more fucking furry porn of every variety than most other types of non-furry porn combined.

>spoiler
Are you literally me?

Yes
I keep my fetishes to myself and I try not to acknowledge my magical realm if it turns up.
>when I get to play a lizardman

I was at the table with a furry, he was going on about how they would be humanity's legacy once we went extinct. I said that kind of defeatist attitude would get him sent to the labor camps, and that their was only one race, the Human race. After that the topic wasn't brought up, possibly because I would bring up that he fingered a his dog.

>tfw played in a group with a furry
>the one who turned out to be the biggest problem was the vikingfag.

I'm rather sure that it is the case - non-furry porn has been produced and consumed by the entire humanity through all of it's history, growing into a multi-billion industry with the invention of photography and reel, and taking another huge leap thanks to the internet.

Meanwhile furries are just a bunch of freaks, mostly from the first world, who are surely prolific but are just way too small in numbers to even interest the actual porn industry as a viable market.

God hates fun, yes. He also hates furries.

I don't think you grasp just HOW MUCH porn there is in the world, like if you sat down, it would take LIFETIMES WORTH OF LIFETIMES to go through it all. We started with freaking stick figures banging on cave walls man.

...

>horrible player threatens to leave
>you defer to him so he stays

The fucking golden goose laid the but the DM shoved it back up his ass cause he did want it to hatch

That's totally true. There are tons of odd and ends. But lying about reading the books? Pointless. It only serves to out you as a shit player.
I mean it would be one thing if he said, "no, I didn't read the book, ill go do that." But he didn't. He straight up lied. Why?
I don't like liars.

My group consists of
Vore
Weaboo
CBT
2 normies
Anything and Everything(me(DM))

>Never saw past season 2
If only I had been so wise.

Yes. Myself. I'm a horrible person who will always ask to play some sort of monstrous or beast race if such an option is possible.
I just want to be cute.

Speaking as a furfag, I think most other furfags think that shit is a bad joke. But man, autists gonna autist.

Are you me?

I am as well.
Depending on how you count Vampires or other "well preserved" undead I might count as all four.

I want to be the one who hypnotism women, rather than the other way around.
Sadly in my experience most Quality Hypno stuff is on your end, rather than mine.
Or it's from the perspective of a woman being hypnotized.

Yes. Believe it or not they played their elf like any other and, outside of having a pet wolf, did nothing even remotely related to being a furry.

Which kind we talkin? I play with a few people that are into anthros, they're pretty chill, but one... Oh God... He was the fucking worst, a fucking tail-wearing fedora tipper, lol xD random, cargo shorts all the time, otaku (not a Weeaboo, by his own insistence), devil horn fag who HAD to shoehorn his 'fursona' (a bland as fuck edgelord rogue wolf-thing) into every fucking game. Needless to say, nobody plays with him anymore. I don't care what you want to fuck, but please keep it away from the tabletop.

In our group we have two furries. The one chicken who is some goat chick (picture goat grill from league of legends) and the other dude is your black red color pallet Dante from dmc type who won't stop charging head on just to have us all save his ass

yiff

This sort of shit has been my experience with every furry I've met IRL.

My group probably suspects that I'm one, but I've never brought it up, and ironically enough I'm the only one who hasn't played a non-core race yet, only Humans and HalfOrcs.

Mostly because my autism presents me from playing a race and class that doesn't fit in with the setting it consistency of the scenario.

Though granted, I'm generally the most conservative minded member of the group (and the first to try and squelch magical reaming), so unless I go full retard they probably wouldn't mind if I did play a more exotic race, I just haven't found a good reason yet.

It feels kinda weird knowing full well I could easily become That Guy, yet doing everything in my power to not be That Guy at all, to the point that I'm generally the one they come too for advice on rules and builds and setting lore and am considered a bit to be This Guy

There is no problem with being cute.

being a fucking shit stain of a human being by wasting everyone's valuable time and effort by shitting on everything with their fetish is what were talking about.

Being cute is not a crime, being a degenerate however.

Furry here. My group is cool with it, and my DM is one too. We joke about it, but it lead to an interesting discussion on how to do fetishy characters correctly in games (don't make the fetish their entire reason for existing)

Typically, I don't want to be cute. Although I played a tengu for nearly 2 years during a Pathfinder campaign and nobody batted an eye. The character even wore a plague doctor mask to hide what he was, in order to fit in - this also went by unnoticed.

I've got a friend that always has to be a lizardfolk, and we're convinced he's a cloest furry - shifting all of the suspicion off of me. Just as planned. If people keep their fetishes private and just desire to play an animal character, because they liked playing Crash Bandicoot as a kid, I don't see what the issue is.

I haven't seen past season one.
I know from a friend who has that they turned her into a wing-horn horse. No real character development required, either.

I played tengu in campaign too. Alchemist, ran a tavern and brewed beer. Lots of fun. Party kept making bird jokes all the time much to my characters chagrin (usually bad puns) or things like
>can't you just fly up there and get it?
>I don't have wings you ass
Party after a big fight decide to go back to the tavern claiming they were exhausted. I respond with "yeah just look at these crow's feet." They just stared at me.

"Oh go fuck yourselves."

We've had one or two. Or five. We're all furries, is what I'm getting at.

Aside from hitting on the talking animals and the subject matter of the inevitable out-of-session role playing being a little fuzzier than normal, there's not much difference from normal games. Nothing lewd comes up in-game.

Bird puns are inevitable. I was the only non-human in the party for that one (lizardfolk guy was mad that the setting was incredibly racist towards non-humans, and he was completely against trying to disguise himself), and passing me off as a halfling was part of the fun of it all.

I was actually an alchemist as well, hulking out was the best part.

I'm pretty much legitimately prejudiced against furries and would refuse to have one at my table.

Yes, he's my best friend. I don't want my player's fetishes in a game so there are no animal-men races in my setting, thus his furrydom never comes up.

He didn't try to ERP without anyones consent, so mostly we just let him play special snowflakes for his own amusement. Highlights include a gnoll whose main character motivation was seeking a way to permanently turn into what was to a wolf as a gnoll was to a hyena.

In-character because he thought it was cool, OOC i don't know.

furries are degenerates who haven't come to terms with their disgusting bestiality fetish, so they sublimate their debased animal-fucking urges by sexualizing cartoon characters, which would be terrible enough if they didn't have to create this whole stupid lifestyle around it

The entire group is furfags, myself included. Being forced to take your cousins to watch Zootopia and bringing along some friends really helped a few of them admit their degeneracy
One of them flat out admitted she would suck Nick's dick after a few rounds of beer.

That's nice dear.

i gotta admit, as a fan of the whole "family movie animal characters" thing, that movie was stupid good. very clearly creatively inspired, had a lot of positive themes/messages. looked great, was written well

but now the porn has ruined it for me.

>allowing porn to ruin things for you instead of just realizing the truth of rule 34 and accepting it
Why?

Some people just can't let go of things. They let inconsequential things ruin things they otherwise like for them. It's sad.