Welcome to a thread where we discuss the backstory to a children's card game and make awful OC for the same setting. Expect the lowest quality of fanfiction and self-inserts in this thread. Remember, every snowflake is shit, especially yours and especially mine.
Previous thread: What happened in it? Some more nonsense about the doomguy-clone (), a bunch of bickering about some pointy flake shit, some smutty fucker with another angel flake and a bunch of bad erotica () and maybe some other shit I can't recall.
There's also a repository where someone is obsessively hoarding all of the OC we produce, whether it's a shitty snowflake planeswalker or a terrible story. Whatever you make, expect it to be saved. Here's the repository: >drive.google.com/open?id=0Bwl7IuoVRkFxUDZRVGVfQ1BDbm8
>"Today, I will remind them" - Phyrexian Plaguelord
Connor Gomez
DIOMEDES should have been the only one uncovered. He'd finally have enough enemies.
Jaxson Thomas
Your flake planeswalks to a brand new plane, and emerges in the middle of a lavish ballroom surrounded by regal vampires. What do?
Josiah Parker
Only one right answer.
Christian Sullivan
Chances are most of them would just planeswalk away again. God, what a boring answer. I really am sorry.
Kayden Morales
Turn 360 desgrees and planeswalk away. Leon don't want to become dinner for a bunch of bloodsuckers.
Logan Lee
I'M FUCKING HOME
Juan Davis
>Gaia Cordially ask to join them, I guess. It's always a good day for a little diplomacy.
>Belagir Nopes the fuck out.
>Spider mom Assuming they don't outright attack her, she might party with them for a bit. No doubt the menu would be to her taste, albeit her eating may be a bit...messier. But yeah, she feels like treating herself every once in awhile. And since she just got to this plane, she doesn't have the responsibility of kids yet. It'd be a fun time.
>Myxxzzikt Cloaks itself in an illusion to study the vampire's behavior.
>Razorcock He does nothing, but all who look upon him have their eyes melt from their sockets due to the shear amount of CANNOT BE.
Elijah Hughes
Hey, so Gaia user decided Emilia Clarke would play Gaia in a live action flake movie. So war Daenarys will be riding your big black dragon. We A Song of Fire and Ice now.
Jackson Phillips
I, DIOMEDES, will emerge as King of the Dance!
Matthew Wilson
>Remes He leaves immediately, because being in a room full of vampires can't end well.
>Cala And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh yeah! It's just like fire Everybody's in ire For a fight they're all yearning Because the devils are burning...
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah- AND THE GIRL IN THE BACK SAID "EVERYONE ATTACK!" AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ
>Jakrol Makes himself at home, up until someone tries to pick a fight with him.
>Winifred Tries to enjoy the party, but draws too much attention to herself at some point and has to leave.
>Wyston Lets himself out. The vampires seem to be aristocrats, so it's time to survey what the surrounding area is like.
Hunter Gomez
But does that bitch put out?
Landon Thomas
Why don't you go find out.
Samuel Powell
I'M TRYING TO JEEZ
Henry Watson
Ask smut user to write something for you.
Carter Thomas
Smut user make War Milf take the big black Dragon.
Ayden Cox
How...how would that even work? That doesn't seem physically possible. Like, I'm less weirded out than I am curious, atm.
Christopher Anderson
Magic and lots of stretching? I mean fuck, bitch is an old walker. There was a picture I saw around here about how a paladin had a half dragon baby she tried to kill or something.
Kayden Smith
I'm on it.
Easton Carter
You gonna fap to that shit, bitch? You fucking better.
But seriously, why the hard-on for war milf?
Asher Lee
She's married with children
Bentley Carter
Is that your fetish?
You remember that Gaia user said she doesn't actually sleep around in canon, right?
John Bennett
Hey, does anyone know if Diomedes has friends other than his smol bird
Hudson Adams
Is Smol bird even still around?
Yeah but it's the weekend and I'm bored.
Alexander Miller
that's why I ask.
Liam Fisher
Unless Desdemona user is still around, then I, DIOMEDES, ride alone.
Kayden Parker
So gimme something to go on here. Big black dragon banging some kind of primal goddess-type gal, right? Anything else?
Elijah Sullivan
He said he was into cheating or at least milfs so use that? Given the BBD jokes, probably Cucking
Robert Flores
Please don't write cuck shit. There's way too much of it already and it needs to die off as a fetish, it's literally the most degenerate one.
Josiah Robinson
I'm new to fetishes. What is cuck?
Noah Price
Cucking is fetishizing the act of being cheated on, sometimes the cuckee watches the 'bull' fuck his girl.
Jonathan Roberts
Here's the revision
Carson Howard
"Cuck" is short for "cuckold". A cuckold is a man whose wife is having an affair with another man. In fetish terminology, having a "cuck" fetish means finding the aforementioned scenario arousing, as any of the three participants. You could get off on the idea of fucking another guy's wife, you could get off on the idea of cheating on your husband, or you could get off on the idea of another guy fucking your wife.
The cuck fetish very frequently has a racial overtone to it, of varying subtlety. The stereotypical example of this is of a white husband who allows a black man to fuck his wife. The husband could either masochistically enjoy this action through the repeated implication that the black man is a better lover than he is, or he could be getting off on watching his wife being humiliated by being forced to have sex with what he considers to be a lesser individual. That second attitude likely goes back to white people who owned black slaves. Slave owners' attitudes towards their slaves were similar to their attitudes towards livestock, so to have one of them fuck his wife was like having a horse fuck his wife. It's honestly pretty fucked up.
So that's the long and short of it. The racial variant of the whole "cuck" fetish has become a popular joke on the internet.
Charles Thomas
Man. That does sound like a fucked-up fetish.
Henry Cooper
To be fair, aounds like the sude gets off to cheating wives, so mybe he's not a cuck himself? I'd hate to assume the worst.
Daniel Garcia
I mean, I don't want to make it sound like every cuck fetishist is a creepy racist, I'm just saying that race is often an aspect of it.
Levi Clark
Does Belagir have allies other than Gaia?
Ian Lee
Not that I'm aware of. He's kinda a newbie when it comes to planeswalking. And since Gaia died when her plane collapsed, she never got the chance to teach him.
Brayden Lee
Jesus people I just like elves and milfs and fantasy shit
Eli Brooks
You Rakkor?
Nolan Long
yeah. god damn I make some posts because I'm bored on a Friday and I come back to cuck shit in a lore thread. How the hell did I derail the thread this hard.
Jack Cruz
Because dem vast tracts of land.
Nah, but seriously, I think people are just as bored as you are. So things get real ADD real fast.
Ayden Johnson
Welcome to Veeky Forums.
Rails and railroading behave oddly here.
Camden Price
Then how about we post what fetishes we think other flakes have
Isaac Young
Spider mom is into plugging.
Julian Ramirez
Rakkor is into humanoids and bloodsucking.
Carson Thomas
Belloski is into counting money.
Alexander Hernandez
I bet
Canon
No doubt
I bet Gaia is into ageplay or something, given how fucking old she was when she married Will
Matthew Harris
New-to-fetishes-person again. What is ageplay?
Cooper Kelly
That's fucking horrifying. Why the FUCK is she so creepy? I don't need nightmares tonight.
So, hey. Welcome to Veeky Forums. Which has been referred to as /d/-lite, mostly because interest in fantasy races and monstergirls tends to come up in certain threads. THIS thread doesn't always get this fetish-y, but some people have it on the mind.
Ageplay is as another user mentioned, an interest in age difference. How much of a difference varies from person to person, but sometimes people will roleplay that they are a different age if someone's fetish is particularly extreme.
Zachary Russell
>Gaia
Jackson Jackson
Will probably married her to avoid an honor killing. I can't believe she stayed with him.
Evan Richardson
Will probably gets off to Happy and healthy relationships
Ian Reed
D'aawwwww
Austin Parker
Too bad he isn't in one.
Asher Cooper
Give it time. He'll get his planar waifu back.
Aaron Davis
Skotonos is into eugenics
Anthony Rodriguez
Apparently Rakkor is going to beat him to it if DIOMEDES doesn't. Or maybe Rakkor's just with the flakepoint version
Ethan Edwards
I thought that wasn't "flake canon" and was just us dicking around.
Carter Lee
Probably, but again we're probably just dicking around right now too. Probably.
Jonathan Walker
Yet, she'll never be the same as when they first met. She's a broken and sorrowful shell of a woman now. Even if you put the pieces back, they'll never fit exactly the same and will always remain cracked.
I was waiting to see if I could get any more direction than just "big dragon fucks a big elf gal". Like, I dunno, setting, tone, whatever. Want it in Ancient Rome? I can make it happen.
Christian Diaz
Ha! The joke's on you!
I'm deaf.
Ryder Jackson
Wait, really?
Man, you learn all kinds of things about people in these threads if the thread lives long enough.
Landon Bailey
>Wait, really? No_
Isaiah Brooks
Maybe there is a flake that can help Gaia get a piece of herself back that she always thought was gone.
I like milfs so play up her having kids or something? Size difference? I don't know user, I'm just here for free smut
Austin Garcia
aren't her kids dead? it might be in bad taste to mention them.
Nathan Roberts
>Just say the word and I can whip you up a really dumb sex scene in no time. Gaia and Serena having a catfight?
Ayden Gray
Fuck that, I'm mentioning her kids.
I know absolutely nothing about either character other than flake sheets and what I've picked up through osmosis, but I will attempt this. Give me a few hours.
Jose Perez
Easy. But I'm doing the dragon first.
Brody King
A sexy cat fight!
Wyatt Long
With real cats.
Christopher Price
I wonder who'd win
William Smith
[spoilers]The readers[/spoiler].
Kayden Reed
Take a vote and whoever wins the vote wins in the story.
Xavier Lopez
Damn it. Oh well.
Lucas White
Dammit, I now have the mental image of Serena and Gaia throwing cats at each other.
Matthew Rogers
>I-I want to have your dragon babies, Rakkan. Make me a mother again!
Matthew Taylor
here's a strawpoll, because the people should decide. strawpoll.me/10703139 I'm voting for Serena
Jacob Russell
I imagine them actually hitting eachother with cats in each hand holding them by their tails.
