Useless Magical Items pt 2

Sure--as long as you're very careful to ensure that there's no fruit flies, maggots, or other living creatures in that rotten or spoiled food. The magic is not affected by the presence of bacteria, however, so it definitely can be useful.

Just... not particularly convenient.

>Chain Belt of Invisiblity

When worn by a humanoid, the user and anything on the user's person will appear invisible to others The belt, though, is made of very dangly chains that will jingle with the slightest of movements. It also exudes a smokey smell while active.

>Ring of the Monologue

Highly prized by evil villains and self-important adventurers alike, this magical ring compels those around the wearer not to interrupt when he or she is speaking. Anyone within hearing distance must pass a DC20 Will save in order to verbally or physically interrupt the wearer in mid-soliloquy. This ring does not compel attention, however; while listeners may be unable to talk over the wearer or attack, they are free to leave the area, ignore the speaker, or otherwise go about their business quietly. If the wearer takes any action, the effect is immediately broken; it can only be used while standing or sitting still, or at most while pacing a bit. The ring still affects those who don't speak the wearer's language, but has no affect on deaf characters.

>Ring of the Inner Eye

Allows you to see your body as muscle and bone, but only when your body is in a healthy, uninjured state.

Got a link to the previous thread?

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Bag of Squirrels:
When reached into the bag, the owner will feel something furry. Pulling it out will reveal a wild squirrel, who will promptly bite and claw at them to try to get free.

Only works once per day. The squirrel will disappear after 10 minutes. If eaten, the nutritional benefits will also disappear.

Lewd Dust

Scattering this dust makes the area smell of sex. This is a magical effect and individuals will smell whatever is most relevant to their race. e.g gnolls will smell estrus secretions and musk, dwarves will smell burned limestone, elves (being sluts) will smell pungent fishy vaginal fluids, etc.

>Amulet of the 4th Cone

Putting on this amulet grants the wearer an additional color cone in their eyes, allowing them to see an incredibly new array of colors they previously could not even imagine. However, it does not grant the brain the ability to properly interpret these new colors.

>Bag of the Buffalo

Modified Bag of Holding. Once per week, the Bag of Buffalo can produce a single, adult male American Buffalo from its depths. This buffalo is alive and active, and is completely confused and scared at its new surroundings, and will react appropriately. Failure to open the bag longer than a month will result in a stampede of buffalo erupting from the bag at seemingly the most inopportune moments.