Kaw

goblin slayer plz, their cute, you don't smite cute.

You mind control cute to be your little slave right?
Seriously enchantment characters were the fucking best

The nekogoblins and konekogoblins would rise up to destroy the goblin menace that they believed they genocided once before.

Goblins are just such a non-threat in the setting that they're treated more like squirrels getting in your attic. A minor annoyance at worst.

They get in, poke around, make some noise, and eventually find their way back out. If anything is missing, it's not like you've looked at it in years.

Thats not nearly cute enough. Seems my evil wizard will never find a cute little girl to be his moral compass.

now your getting it.
you literally cannot go wrong with cute slaves, its double points if you can piss people off with them but their ultimately harmless like these are normally.

Female halflings. They just want to drink tea, eat cookies and hear about your day.

When I said little girl I didn't mean a person who is always little.
I will follow this advice and instead mind control the local little peasant girl.

>When I said little girl I didn't mean a person who is always little.
What about a halfling that's also a little girl?

Possibly. But I will have to either mind control her or her parents, especially if I wish to put her in cute little dresses and treat her like she is my own daughter.