Players may only specify alternate hair or eye colours for human characters

Are you actually unable to see the difference in importance between eye and hair color and back story?

My eyes change depending on my mood and my hair color changes depending on the magic I'm using.

This, at all times. Its pretty disgusting when people
for instance try to talk with others numbers. (Everything is number even irl, remember that.)
THIS ISNT A FOOKING PLAY FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.
This a game of chance and risk management for the discerning gentlemen

tip top bait, m8

You're retarded, but that much was clear from the OP.

>making an obvious and unfunny joke
well, European humans also have different sin colors: pale, tan, slightly redder, slightly yellower... Like in M&B.

Let's be fair here, in the future the only hair color and eye color that will be any way realistic is brown, brown, and brown-skinned.

Truly a diverse selection, hmm? At least we'll have ethnic food!

Woah. I said HUMAN. Not subhuman trash like turks or anything beyond pure white german or french ancestry. No irish or scots either.
Basically the same rules for golf clubs.

Except when you are ethnic you just call it food.

Hey hey, that's not true! Ethnic and exotic just means anything non-white, it's why you can get scenarios where a school has 70-80% Chinese students and the media praises it as being a "shining example of diversity."