Mtg draft problems

People who play too much don't want 147 copies of the same common.
My shop solves this by having a cabinet-type-dealy where people are free to leave and take out common/uncommon cards

Not him but that's even worse advice.

We have what are called the Pauper Boxes. At FNM when everyone is bored of the normal formats we each blow a dollar and search through about 20 large cardboard boxes filled to the brim with Commons and Uncommons, all for a penny, and we play official Pauper format with it.

It's worth much less money. The second hand market is basically what keeps the game alive

The reason you get assigned draft seating is that you're supposed to sit across from your first round opponent while picking, so the assigned seats help keep things in order. If you're playing official draft, that's how it is. Don't like it, don't play.

The guys in the corner are playing on a night when the store's holding an event, even if it's a small one. They can deal with it.

Where in the south? For most of my life we've been surfing on anus territory but someone finally opened an FLGS and now it's actually worth living in this shithole.

Sometimes.

>scrubs being scrubs in magic
what a surprise

I'm in Arkansas. There's one good gaming store on the other side of town but since it's such a fringe activity here the store is full of sperglords.
I'm not amazing. But I'm not a sperglord

please lurk more

Iron Man Tournaments in the 90's would have melted all you special snowflakes with your card sleeves and your safe spaces and your playmats. We ate beef jerky and slapped bare cards on the table and laughed when someone had to burn a Shivan dragon.

Not like you kids today....