An inscrutable power source.
Things players never say
Colton Perry
Nolan King
The DM is right, like he always is.
Levi Taylor
actually i have surrendered once, though we only did it to get inside the evil lair while keeping a bag of holding with all our useful gear in it stashed inside our elf's ass
Bentley Nguyen
A cheap lock.
Levi Garcia
7000 more skeletons
Cameron Young
Too real, I wish just once....
>mfw
Kevin Morgan
>stashed inside our elf's ass
yeah I'm going to need an explanation, doc.
Lincoln Collins
Bread. Milk. Cinnamon. Virgins. Virgin olive oil. Extra virgins. Extra virgin olive oil. Chicken thighs. Sugar.
Asher Carter
>mfw I'm this player
>mfw his campaign stopped and we never played anything again
don't be a dick when unique opportunities arise
Lucas Lewis
What's to explain? Elves are for raping.