Things players never say

An inscrutable power source.

The DM is right, like he always is.

actually i have surrendered once, though we only did it to get inside the evil lair while keeping a bag of holding with all our useful gear in it stashed inside our elf's ass

A cheap lock.

7000 more skeletons

Too real, I wish just once....

>mfw

>stashed inside our elf's ass

yeah I'm going to need an explanation, doc.

Bread. Milk. Cinnamon. Virgins. Virgin olive oil. Extra virgins. Extra virgin olive oil. Chicken thighs. Sugar.

>mfw I'm this player
>mfw his campaign stopped and we never played anything again

don't be a dick when unique opportunities arise

What's to explain? Elves are for raping.