Five Word Adventure Plots

>we acquired some illegal myconids

Party shits in royal court

I have always wondered.... Is shitting called shitting because its the active from of shit? Or because its the act of taking a shit while sitting.

King orders paladin to kill democrats

>Dwarves delved too deep again.
>Eldritch things love humans excessively.
>Lost ghost wants her mommy.
>Magical blights killing elven forests.
>Kingdom's cats suddenly gain sapience.
>The treasure map is real.
>City's priestesses are being murdered.
>Cursed princess seeks a cure.
>Haul a ship miles overland.
>The Headless Horseman rides again!
>Forgotten antisocial goddess craves worshippers.
>Town plagued with fae freeloaders.
>Dying holyman shares terrible secrets.
>Time for a beach episode!
>Cantankerous wizard loses his shit.
>A strange floating island appears.
>Help lesbian blacksmith find love.
>Thieves' Guild needs new members.
>Demonic merchant offers Faustian bargains.
>Bardic insult comedian hires bodyguards.
>High stakes diplomatic tea party.
>War threatens small neutral kingdom.
>Firearms invented in medieval fantasyland.
>Mirrorworld reflections attempt hostile takeover.
>Apocalyptic "wishing star" meteor shower.
>Groundhog Day loop afflicts capital.
>Ancient golem comically short circuits.
>Dragons offer kingdom a truce.

Oh look, another shitty dungeon

- Orcs dressing fancy for infiltration.
- Archmage turns people into stone
- Sculptor moves in,people disappear
- Titan demans audience with king
- People will not stay dead
- Demons go to sunday school
- Troll politician running for mayor
- Graveyard banishes overnight,fairies suspected
- The great ghost train robbery
- Former,undead archpriest declares crusade
- Ancient castle becomes stone golem
- God hit by identity crisis
- Benevolent dragon dies,hoard auctioned
- King dies,rises as ghost
- Chosen One is an orc
- Frankenstein's petting zoo in town

>dragon divorces princess, party mediates
>local dungeon occupied by squatters
>local dungeon occupied by Starbucks
>medusa union corners quarry markets

>illegal myconids

"I can't believe the government doesn't deport these illegal myconids! It's bad enough that they're stealing our jobs, but before you know it, they'll spread their spores everywhere!"

That forest is getting closer.