Future Naruto Quest VII

>B) Just go to bed, you can ask her on the train

Not being a little bastard.
>Writing

NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THE MAGICAL HAREM REALM BULLSHIT! IF WE WANTED THAT, WE COULD JUST FUCK OFF TO FANFICTION!

But Dice, Our clan is dying. Would you let it die because morals? Clearly you want our clan to die off. I mean our sister sure as fuck ain't having kids, look what she does too us.

Listen, man, Naruto made two clans be reborn with the help of Hinata. We can certainly do at least one with just one girl aka best girl cute sensei.

GUYS I ASKED YOU. STOP THIS WAIFU SHIT FOR ONCE, PLEASE IM BEGING YOU STOP THIS SHIT

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS ON THE MISTER BONES WAIFU EXPRESS!

It's okay user, no waifuing in my next quest, scout's honor.
>Writing

Alright Perv-san, I got this.
You ever think our sister might meet a guy she can be not high strung around?

If that happens we're golden.

Best possible option is playing snoop/matchmaker.
And finding a nice girl at some point to settle down with.
Failing that a severe hard-pressed bitch who has our back through thick and/or thin. Bonus points for trading off in fistfights.

Being ninjas though finding someone that falls in both categories shouldn't be impossible.

Might be the best option to split the difference really.

What about husbandoing?