Your party is sitting in a tavern, when you hear a commotion outside

>Your party is sitting in a tavern, when you hear a commotion outside
>Three burly town guards walk in, dressed in bright mail, with truncheons in hand
>They order that no-one move, as they have the building surrounded
>Their gaze sweeps the room, and settles on your party
>They point at your party's paladin, and mutter, "there he is."
>They march over to your table, and take up position in a loose semi-circle
>"Fal Ginniver," they announce, "by order of the king, you are hearby under arrest! Your days of banditry are over. We suggest you come quietly; we have 10 bowmen outside, and another 20 swordsmen, ready to cut you down if you try to run."

What does your character do?

The spellcaster kills them all.

Remove his disguise and start collecting blood for the blood god.

since we're players we are the protagonists, meaning we are pure and good and beyond suspicion and everybody acting against us is irredeemable and deeply evil and corrupted and loving it. so we slaughter them all.

The day we can't take 33 armed guards a day we deserve to hang.

Bring it, bitch.

rape the maids

Ask what evidence they have of alleged banditry.

My character talks his way out of it using his supernatural charm and leaves to maybe return one day a couple of human lives later.

Fuck. I wish this wasn't the only real answer.

Have you tried not playing DnD/Pathfinder?