Your party is sitting in a tavern, when you hear a commotion outside

>The whole party turns towards the paladin
>Why have you ordered yourself arrested, wtf Fal
>"By the order of WHICH king, sergeant?"
>"Go tell my brother we've just saved the kingdom again, and that it's high treason for him to call himself king - and that all that obey his orders are accomplices"
>"Bartender, give this man and his accomplices a round, put it on the royal tab! They just avoided the executor's axe, give them something to brace themselves!"

Considering that my current character in WHFRPG 2nd Edition is hyper lethal Grail Knight?

Give them a chance to back down and apologize for not only insulting a high ranking noble, but also threatening one of the Lady's chosen warriors. If they don't, kill 'em all with the rest of the party, which includes another Grail Knight (there were originally six as questing knights, that number eventually was whittled down to 2).

>He is not your enemy, guardsman, nor am I.
>Were he guilty as you say, would not the gods have retracted their blessing from him?
>Surely you are mistaken. To be fair, he is of common complexion, I understand the mistake.

>implying other games have players

I'll take them down, 33 against one, with my unmatched fencing skills and blazing speed

Why is the king sitting around in a common tavern?

>Were he guilty as you say, would not the gods have retracted their blessing from him?
tfw when he's paladin of evil gods

Set the tavern on fire, that should cause enough panic and chaos for us to slip through.

this

Because the One True King (TM) is an adventurer, his group uses a well known adventurer's tavern as a base to catch all those rumors of threats to the kingdom before they grow so big they get to the palace.
Also, his halfling companion might or might not have been banned from the palace grounds for gluttony and thieving of the royal pies, and the party can't really celebrate their victories without him. A new royal pardon would fix it, but it won't be a week before an other is needed, why even bother?

>paladin
>banditry

This is clearly a setup of some kind. I ask the guard to explain the exact charges, then calmly explain that we happen to work at the king's orders ourselves, producing all necessary paperwork and seals to prove this. Meaning that someone in the guardman's chain of command is feeding him erroneous information. The party then joins the guardsman in an investigation of this conundrum.