Future Naruto Quest VII Mk. II

Rolled 3 (1d100)

I'm trying to make puns but the pressure is too much!

Hold out for a hero with a third roll!

Rolled 14 (1d100)

Looks like we're aching for some punishment

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>A) Keep targeting Kaya (60)
"Look, the awkward silence was killing me. Either meet me halfway or tell me to shut up, but you can't just sit there silently forever."

You people have rolled something like six 99's in this quest, and yet outside of combat you're a complete spaghetti factory.
>Writing

Clearly we only gain friends through kicking the shit outta them.

I'm actually kind of sick of it.

That's it, we're officially three for three at pissing people off with bad puns. We aren't even the one with the head injury. I just know we're going to be involved in some sort of diplomatic incident and cause a world-war by telling bad jokes.

Maybe it's time we gave up on the whole "talking" thing and became the strong, silent type. Honestly, we would have done better so far by just staring at people, totally silent, never blinking.

Staring pisses me off more then puns. But I'm not a ninja so..dunno