CYOA General

>litigation solves everything
USA USA USA

Meanwhile the kid will just get bullied harder after school because he ran to mommy.

I got suspended for breaking another kids hand once.
He punched my face.
I didn't do anything but have a hard noggin, yet because he was crying, clearly I'm to blame.
Admin is dumb. It will always be a fact of life.

Also, this

It's the way our world works. If you're wronged, you sue. You don't take the right into your own hands.

>implying the school won't move heaven and earth once they get threated with a lawsuit

The kid won't get bullied.

Ha ha ha... Like how is bullying even real... hahaha.... Just pull out your dad's gun haha... Nigga just close their eyes haha.

Your parents are idiots for not taking you to a doctor immediately afterwards, have him check for any head injuries, and bill the school. Then raise hell anyway.

>It's the way our world works.
No, it's the way lazy Americans who need to be hand-held by their massive government through every single aspect of their lives work.

Also
>implying the school is responsible for what kids do outside of school

You're too idealistic. In a perfect world, I'd agree with you but we don't live in a perfect world.

Why? I got a free extended weekend and the satisfaction of bone snapping next to my head.

Feels good, man.

If the school system wherever you live is composed of people so jaded that nothing but money or money related threats moves them (seems implied by your posts), than they're probably sticklers to their own rules where it can save them work. In most countries, these would mean that they're not legally responsible for anything the instant the kid steps out of the gate after school hours.

This is when he'll get the shit beaten out of him.

>The Watch of Chronos
So you can time-travel into the past, basically giving you unlimited retries, but you still somehow have the need to stop the time?
>Ear Stud of Providentia
You would literally NEVER need to read the mind for longer than a minute at a time. Also, THEY het a headache, not you, so I'm not even sure that's a con.
>The Locket of Aphrodite
Literally more of a curse than a blessing.
Remember what happened to Diarmuid Ua Duibhne? Also, it's functionally similar to the Ring of Zeus (people will do everything for the ones they are in love in, after all).
>The Anklet of Hermes
Teleporting is probably LESS useful than the ability to speak every language. Also, who the fuck doesn't travel 20 miles per day, prison inmates or housewives?
>The Ring of Zeus
Muh Code Geass, muh everything that it entails (like commanding "You will behave as normal. When you hear a keyword X, you will become my loyal slave. When you hear a keyword Y, you will resume your normal behaviour. This command lasts indefinitely").
>The Bracelet of Hephaestus
Literally no cons, if you don't mind not having friends.
>The Tongue Stud of Hypnos
What's even the point? You live out an imaginary life AND will have shitty nightmares.
>The Brooch of Dionysus
Again, what's the fucking point? Alcoholism, insanity, "HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY"?