Reminder that vikings were fucking gay and nothing like their fantasy counterparts

I guess you don't need a reminder they rekt your mother too, just a look in the mirror

Then why did the Danelaw conquer England?

Prussianboo and Naziboos (who are pretty much teh same) are the worst

Because they use real armies, not just vikings?

>he thinks conquering a bunch of squabbling microstates and failing to finish the job is impressive just because said microstates eventually became a world power
I suppose you think the Mongol conquest of the Russian principalities was an incredible triumph too?

dungeonsofdredmor.wikia.com/wiki/Historically_Inaccurate_Viking_Helm

Why so many retards think vikings are some champions of white race if they raided whites and were defeated by whites? And why would non scandinavians glorify vikings anyway?

Thanks mate. I was going to have some cool not-vikings in my setting, but you sure showed me!

never thought i'd get a chance to post this

wow monks made up the fact that vikings lost? And vikings just went ''oh shit I guess we should stop fighting now, that guy wrote we are dead so let's play along''?

Get a grip delusional fuckwit vikings were shit if not for 19th century norwegian romanticists no one would even remember them.