Reminder that vikings were fucking gay and nothing like their fantasy counterparts

T. Butthurt Ivan

I think it was an incredible fail of Russian principalities. Big time.

you're so principled
you have all the right opinions
i salute your proper virtue

I want Alfred to leave

>faggy bands of raiders lose against real armies

Is anybody really surprised

yes because said faggy raiders are always shilled as fierce warriors despite the fact that not only they tried to avoid combat but their biggest achievements were actually related to trade. Vikings were sea jews not sea Spartans.

>be viking
>be the child of cucks who were too butthurt to pay taxes and accept Harald Fairhair's attempts to push Norway into a state approaching civilization
>loudly talk about "MUH FREEDOMS" while living in a shithole that barely supports the population and having family-motivated serial murders every other day
>your land of freedums is literally so shitty that during half of the year you have to go abroad and steal shit to make sure that everyone eats
>half of your myths involve your male gods crossdressing or gaying it up

Viking "civilization" is truly a marvel.
We wuz peerless warriors n' shiet.