You can thank Ayy Lmaos for that
Ancient Astronaut theorists suggest that the mass extinction event of the Dinosaurs was preordained; they did this to allow a sapient species to thrive without twenty foot tall creatures crashing through their houses every day.
>2016, year of the dwarf caiman
I just read an article on them. They're still too big to keep at 5 feet in length.
Also, poo in loos have a crazy species of crocodilian. It's virtually extinct, but still.
en.wikipedia.org
It's true that our terrrestrial fauna is lacking in giant animals, but at least we have the largest known animal of all time today.
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Blame humans.
Maybe not for the lack of giant crocodiles, but for the lack of a lot of other things.
Australia especially, the death of all the really interesting megafauna there perfectly syncs up with the arrival of man.
Oh yeah, I've heard of those. Why are they almost extinct? Pooloosion killing them all?
(((Medicine))) I think, but you know the drill. Encroachment on habitats and handbag sales. They're incapable of killing a human anyway so it seems really unfair.
Is... is this a new meme?
This should be a new meme