>Probably because I like understanding and applying the rules
If a new player of mine told me "I like understanding and applying the rules," I'd instantly mark them as a powergamer munchkin or a rules lawyer.
Are you sure your GM wasn't passive-aggressively getting back at you because you were minmaxing or arguing over the rules to the detriment of everyone else's fun?
Didn't this happen in Bard's Tale? The remake
>always wanted to start a company selling a cleaning solution or something called "Elbow Grease"
I've some bad news, user
I'm stupid.
Also, check'em.
No, there was an actual rat in the basement besides the firebreathing one.
No, in that game there was one very large rat rather than a bunch of minor rats.
Your fault really, everyone knows Ryan is a faggot
Not really necessary to sus out the logic behind all of this. His DM was clearly just a tool.
Agreed
R E K T
Also, I think your GM was in the right.
>be stuck in staff forever
>bond with one wielder, become his SO
>some other guy literally gets a god to give me a body again
>finally I can get some for the first time in decades
>go to BF, finally to get some man-meat
>he gets cold feet, runs the fuck off
>butyouwerethechosenone.jpg
>don't care, it's been decades, gotta get some NOW
>complain to dude who freed me
>next thing I know I'm in a room with nine guys I barely know
You fucked up so badly user. You could have had a thirsty cleric waifu, but instead you got cucked.