Unboxing thread

Just came in, let's see what it is, shall we?

Nah, that'd just spoil the mystery.

Well get on with it OP. I can't wait all night for dragon dildos.

This. Better to leave it unopened and thus a wellspring of hope, potential, and mystery, than to open it and destroy all sense of wonder.

If this is what I think it is, oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy

Those look to thick to be cards. Are they board pieces of some kind?

It is! Any guesses?

Unfortunately, it's nothing you can kill yourself with.

Well not necessarily, I guess I could stuff the bags down my throat and see if I choke on them, lemme try it... oh wait, I see what you did there! Almost got me you sneaky git!

The dying screams of your mother's hope that you will one day bring grandchildren into her life.

Who are we kidding? Those hopes died long ago.