Who do you main?

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Going to have to go with Big Charlie for me. The kidnap shenanigans are too good.

Shifty Tim will always be close to my heart though, just because of angry people get.

Gary all day.
>Carrier has arrived

Shifty Tim all day 'ery day.
>Good luck catching me, I'm behind seven mines!

Looks good, but how are we going to handle cooldowns? Just go by rounds instead?

My niggas. Pic related for how I play Shifty Tim.

Sniper Ryan is pretty difficult to get the hang of, but he's been the most fun to play of all of them in my experience.

Sniper Ryan & Drew Blue main

AYYYEEE

Gotta give cred to big red

> not posting best parasite

>mfw the enemy's big charlie is more helpful to your team than your own gary

Can somebody post the original?

> yfw the enemy Sniper Ryan can shoot off the tip of your dick two miles away while yours can't hit the broadside of a barn
Every FUCKING time

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God, these are so unbalanced

How did this ever get a cartoon

Tfw no one but you plays Blue

>not taking One Shot Johnny

GO FAST or go home.

>Want to play Ben
>Stuck as Drew because no one wants to play support.

It really sucks when you only have cheesmongers playing Sniper Ryan and insisting on wide open boards. That said there is nothing more fun than watching some punk Sniper Ryan table try to play in a tournament and just loose their shit when a good Fabulous Frank or Shifty Tim takes advantage of blocked sightlines, approaches through cover and insta kills them.

>not playing big charlie
literally best class once you git gud at kidnapping

One Shot Johnny is only good if he's using someone like Boris as a pairing.

Seriously. Nobody mains Gary long enough to Git Gud enough to counter him effectively, and dropping them on Your Shifty Tim ' s mines only heightens his utility.

nothing can defeat the emperor.

>what is big charlie

Crispy Bispy is a literal Healslut with a vore fetish.

>emperor
>posts rockhoppers

>not playing shifty tim
>not lining up the arena with mines and trolling the inferior birds

I generally go with Earl. It's a tough role to get used to, but with someone competent playing Drew and Ryan you can really fuck up a map.

>be Charlie, flying above mines.
>Pick up Shitty Tim and drop him on his own mines.

Am I the only one that houserules Sniper Ryan into being impossible to carry? Not only it breaks the gsme, it kinda busts the lore, too.

>Shifty Tim can fly
And you have to land to build your nest eventually.

> Drew, Ryan, and Charlie dominate the meta

Fucking tired of this shit, when are we going to see a balance update?

Even though they're all I play

>NO SHIRKE
LOW TEST
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We really need another support bird. I think I heard something about a Puffin recently.

Shifty Tim is a shrike.

I bet none of you fucks had to deal with the Captain Mantis hype. Fucker nearly divided the fandom.

>Gary Main
>Pick up Sniper Ryan
>Become a drone strike
A I R F O R C E O N E

What the fuck, no lammergeier?

>Main Gary
>pair up with Shifty Tim every game

KIROV REPORTING

Big fucking Charlie is ma boy.

Pete. No question.

all these make me wish there was a MUGEN for FPS

>blood eagle
>sandraker

>TFW still do well with pete despite everyone saying he's terrible.

My fucking nigga.