Favorite Veeky Forums Greentexts thread

I'll start off

Classic

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Did he mean manacles?

Almost certainly, but there's a part of me that hopes he actually meant monocles.

Eh, I can dump a bunch.

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>not a single line of green text

u havin a giggle m8?

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Does anybody have the Rogue Trader Quintuple Cross?

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And that's about it from me.

This is the most beautiful god damned thing I've ever read.

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Short and sweet. Probably the only greentext that has ever made me lol

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Sounds like a nice guy though. Poor bastard did his best.

anyone got the one that ends with the guy shooting the enemy with an arrow, then sending him into another plane a la bane memes?

This is a garbage collection.