The king and queen had to send their very young firstborn to be raised by the royal family of their rival kingdom

Except in this scenario, the monarchy's support or lack thereof, is not evident. This is a diplomatic situation.

Fuck's sake France, not everything has to end with a Glorious Last Stand or Noble Charge. This is why you keep losing wars the moment something even slightly new is introduced!

I'm just an awakened turtle, I don't know what they expect of me.

My base land speed is spelled the way you spell laughter, and I've got a Swim speed of 5 ft per round. My INT is only barely enough to understand language. I don't even have class levels.

>literally woo her
>but your royal highness, we cannot marry - you must get your father's permission before we may marry
>your blood related father, your royal highness
>in person
>sine we are here, meet the rest of your blooded family
>they are wonderful, caring people who love you
>alas, I must go on a quest; I cannot remain!
>fare the well
>cue tearful goodbye
Being an ancient shapeshifting psychic has its perks.

One of the other kingdom's princesses begs the party to stop, because she truly cherishes and loves her adopted elder sister.

How does the party address this?

What part of "Awakened turtle" does no one understand?

Go bug the Druid, I have no time for this. There's strawberries to be eaten and horrified screaming to be done.

Ask if they've been lesbian together first.

>Real family haven't seen her almost since birth
>Yet loves and cares for her

I don't buy it.

>not everything has to end with a Glorious Last Stand or Noble Charge
U wot m8

Nobody said >since birth

Start a worldwide revolution that abolishes national borders and all class distinctions. With everyone joined in glorious socialist harmony there won't be any more international incidents.

>Filthy Emiliafags
Go Crusch or go home

this is why your a low ranking member in the movement
this difference is France has the balls to do something about it.

*had
Now it's apologizing for all those Frenchmen who were intolerant enough to get in the way of the bullets of the religion of peace. The only reason they're not widely ridiculed for this is because Sweden exists.

Well, they can always just wait for some poor girl to go crazy and think God is talking to her. Worked pretty well for them last time.

And Germany. It's like the Cuck Olympics in Europe with how over the top retarded everyone is being.

>the otherwise perfect princess ruined by her views on healing

>Not wanting to tax the use of limited oxygen molecules
Bruh

It's starting to swing the other way now.

I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing in the long run. Either way I'm stock piling tinned food.

The Cuck Olympics are world wide. Don't think America, Canada or Australia are immune.

In terms of Anglo countries, this is the official cuck ranking (starting with least cucked):

>Australia
>United States
>United Kingdom
>Canada

The UK will likely overtake the US in the near future.

Forgot New Zealand, it fits in between UK and Canada

Have the Rouge sneak into the princesses quarters at night and steal her away with a charisma test.

I am sure there is space in the sack for her to come along as well.

By the way, I am taking the Princess home in a sack.

Start a revolt in the kingdom the Princess is currently in, ensure it spirals out of control so the princess and her adopted family are forced to flee to her proper home.

God Dammit you cunts, I am not going back to weeaboo-topia.

>choosing the Holy Roman Edgepire

But, you know, nothing personnel.

So that's an actual character from an actual anime/vidya? Not just a meme reaction image?

My desire to know more is boundless.

Checks out to me. I don't know about NZ though, and I could definitely argue for the UK being more cucked than Canada. Some of the things people have been arrested for lately...

I started stockpiling supplies the moment Brexit passed. We're going to have riots within two years of us formally leaving, mark my words.

Sadly, weapons are really hard to come by in the UK. Guess I'll have to make a crossbow out of car springs or something.

the default Female Character for Fire Emblem: Fates

She either sides with the Weaboos or the Edgy Europeans depending on which version you buy. Or she can tell both sides "Fuck off, I'm a dragon" on the DLC route.

It is the default player character from the newest Fire Emblem game. (Well, Games, since there are two versions of it, which play differently).

She transforms into a dragon and apparently has an allergy to shoes.

Fire Emblem Fates. Story is pretty much the OP's situation, but progressing into total retardation.
Black Kingdom gameplay is really good though.

You read it the wrong way around, friend.

>but your royal highness, we cannot marry - you must get your father's permission before we may marry
>your blood related father, your royal highness
[law citation needed]

>weapons are really hard to come by in the UK.
Only if you believe they are.

Every farmer has a minimum of 1 shotgun and 1 hunting rifle. If they have children over 20 or so then they usually have at least 1 hunting gun also.

I had a neighbour who bought a WW2 crossbow in a car boot sale. It was in working order and came with two dozen bolts. If I'm honest I would rather take a bullet than a bolt from that thing.

I also know someone who worked in the demolition business. He was a master at it and could usually fuck up a building with a little less explosives than he was given. He used to save it up for bonfire night. I think he would probably have been considered insane.

Firearms can be obtained surprisingly easily once you get a licence or know the right people if you are feeling adventurous.

You said starting with least cucked? I think the UK is maybe most cucked.

All that matters is she believes it.

And a psychic shapeshifter can ensure she'd believe it.

You would more likely survive a crossbow bolt, because unless it hit a couple of bones or a major bone, that thing will through-and-through. Hydrostatic shock is what really makes bullets deadly.

I don't know how you figure that, what with Brexit, the defeat of the SNP, and the installation of an anti-immigration leader.

I want /pol/ to leave.

We befriend her, and one of us marries her
and now we don't care about what the biological family wants

I want pol to go

Personally I'd say all those shitty things make me feel pretty cucked

The SNP aren't defeated, they lost their referendum, but they're at a high point electorally.

May was pro-Remain, which is a bad sign, and hates privacy.

Labour is being torn between the far-left and progressivists who want to cancel Brexit. Both sides are united in supporting gender quotas though.

Police forces arrest people for tweets and tell people to report instances of "misogyny" to them. They're investigating a case of misgendering.

BLM have a UK segment that caused thousands of pounds of damage by invading an airport and delaying flights and get let off with a slap on the wrist, while their leader gets thousands of pounds from the government for running feminist courses.

The capital has a left-wing Muslim mayor who appoints women, minorities and disabled tokens to public office and has a terror-sympathising deputy and mosque.

Trade unions are allowed to appoint people to public office.

Muslim rape gangs with sympathy and involvement from the police and among politicians are mostly not in prison.

The BBC is still pushing taxpayer-funded, EU-funded propaganda.

Quoting Churchill on Islam gets you arrested and paying to get Koran quotas on taxis gets you ripped off when they take your money and lie about putting up the ads, while pro-Islam adverts are fine and women in bikinis are removed from ads.

A woman has been put on a money note for the sake of gender representation.

Brexit is the one reprieve, assuming it happens.

Well, at least we're not Canada.

I'm not a farmer, nor are most residents of the UK, remember. The most aggressive weapon I've seen in possession of anyone is my step-grandfather's hand crossbow or air rifle he uses to hunt rats and pigeons on his community plot and he lives right out in the boonies, not in a town.

When it all kicks off, I'm thinking the first few weeks will be full medieval, like in Kiev. If the police want to try another mounted charge, it's only a matter of time before people tape knives to broom handles and meet cavalry with a spear wall. People who are angry enough can get reeaaal mean.

Lel

>create a terrorist organization
>under the cover of this organization, kidnap the kid
>crash that flying fortress above that kingdom's capital into the royal palace
>blame the terrorists
>the kid is "saved" by his/her real family
>the kid is safe and the rival royal line is riperoni
>our party now has a good standing with the royalty of the kingdom we were hired by
>demand for the mercenaries skyrockets
>everyone wins
youtube.com/watch?v=IPI3b9iPSN0

>demand for the mercenaries skyrockets

Tell me about these mercenaries. What can they do in the face of a plane crash? How much loyalty do they have?

Canada sounds pretty appealing right now.

>Veeky Forums, how do you fix fire emblem?

Finally, another rational and intelligent mind is among us!!!

>assassinate the king and queen
>being citizens, no international incident is caused.
too easy.

>How much loyalty do they have?
A lot, if you consider the fact, that they are hired swords.
>What can they do in the face of a plane crash?
We don't have planes, only flying fortresses fueled by magic.

That would be a cake walk for our diplomancer: he can sway even hearts of demons. A princess should be a lot easier in comparison.

Arguments that speak for the princess visiting her family:
>They are the real parents (she countered this by saying that her real family is the rival kingdom's one).
>She is the firstborn of the king and queen that sent us.
>Both of them are missing her very much and would like to see her very much.
>Appeal to her good heart: refusing to go see her parents would break both of their hearts. She wouldn't be as evil as to refuse this one wish they have, would she now?
>Go with the "Think about the subjects of your father's kingdom" approach if somehow, miraculously, she managed to resist the irresistible charm of the party face.

There's enough room for her too in the carriage, if she wants to visit the kingdom where her sister was born.

Introduce a plague to the city and offer the royal family sanctuary.

Literally the plot of Fates, which means it is almost certainly similarly retarded.