MtG Spoilers for Kaladesh

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First for control is ded

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Good, fuck control.

>All these +1/+1 counters
>No Hardened Scales

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Don't talk to me or my son ever again

He did it, the absolute madman!

Starting off with the spicy stuff, eh?

We need more lords. And some cheap Fabricate 2 creature.

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>Fog is too powerful for standard

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Who here is winning every FNM with electrostatic pummeler and combat tricks?

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It's slightly different in that you can still block and kill creatures while leaving yourself protected.

You're gonna want some of these, mate

Fuck man, I get pod-racing vibes so fucking bad from this.

not bad for a 2 drop

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Do you feel like a dork?

[Flickering intensifies]

>opponent taps a bunch of creatures to crew a train
>Pressure Point it
hehe

Vehicles are ready to go

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oh shit, I joke about that being Diabolic Tutor when the art was spoiled haha

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Look at it from a distance

Well meme'd WotC

It seems Lupine didn't have a permit after all

>Hyena
Has there ever been a hyena before?

Came here to post this

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i'm happy laughing girls is diabloic tutor

MOVE OVER LANGUISH

THERE'S A NEW KING IN TOWN!

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>they upped the cost of Pacifism for that
wew

>mana leak is too good for standard
DOUBLE wew

>burn them all, Chandra

Two. One is old and the other is from an Un-set.

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a black cantrip that doesn't totally suck dick? in my limited?

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This card is good when you have less but more powerful creature than your opponent, for example if you have 2 life and 2 2/2 and your opponents 4 1/1, you block 2 and cast this. So next turn you still have your 2 life and your 2 2/2 meanwhile your opponent only have 2 1/1 when with fog he would still have 4.

Not really impressed, desu, and I'm one pf the controlfags who has long since shut up with the "control is dead" shit. It may become relevant if decks don't run too many artifacts, but I think that drawing it late would just feel way too bad to run it.

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>It wasn't Amonkhet
Prepare for another Jace and Gideon card in Aether Revolt. Tezzeret dies and doesn't get a card.

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Dank

Real nice.

>cantrip

FUCK WIZARDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT CUNTS WHY GODDAMN JACESTICE LEAGUE BULLSHIT

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all of a sudden destruction based removal ain't looking so hot

I really wanna use energy counters but I need a more reliable source of then

Esper Control here we come

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oh god I thought it drew after scryinnnnnggg

oh well, it's actually still pretty alright

Alright, Veeky Forums, how do we break this card? We need infinite tap/untap engines. I already got this + Earthcraft + Freed from the Real .

Any more ideas?

youtube.com/watch?v=V76d6_04LLE

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>"Nobody asked you to butt in Jace."

Literally a Veeky Forums quote

He's an excellent crewmate.

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it's subtle alright

Roger roger

More like lolguish

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Paradise Mantle+ Freed from the Real is the most well know combo for infinite tap/untap engines.

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>Nobody asked you to butt in, Jace
-Litterally everyone

At least it looks like Catbro joined for some reason

Now I'm thinking of that one scene from Star Wars: The Clone Wars with Rex, Cody and that commando droid head.

Cute

Neat

Oh shit, I completely forgot about Paradise Mantle being a thing, thanks m8.

TIME TO TAKE OVER MODERN FNM WITH JANKY_COMBO.DEC

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>untap all nonland permanents you control

>whenever night market lookout becomes tapped each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.


JUST SAYING: Get your playsets now while they're cheap

shit is gonna be broken

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>meme magic is real and you can actually do something sort of interesting with meme rites

oh it's fucking happening

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Wow. Pretty cool.

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This guy plus Night Market Lookout
Cryptolith Rite + Paradise Mantle
Freed from the Real + ?

one more card and we've got an actual deck?

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ENERGY BURN
BURN IS BACK BABY

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Oh thank god, I thought we weren't going to get a threaten effect this set

Here's another burns-when-tapped creature for you jankheads.

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This is a better version of fog in most occasions, where you just block the good trades and let the others hit you in the face for 0.

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>but have you ever seen someone drive TWO cars??!?!? AT THE SAME TIME?!

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...Giant using a pair of Ovalchase Dragsters as rollerblades?

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Have fun.

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thats alotta effects for two mana

I'm having round 4 flashbacks from the Eldritch Moon pre-release.

Damn you Martin, I could have placed higher than 8th.

[table-turning intensifies]