Why is it that everytime I have a real female over to have a guest spot in my groups D&D campaign, it turns into ERP and nothing gets done?
The first two times was the same chick and she ended up hooking up with the Casanova in our group after the event.
I didn't think much of it and just thought it to be normal.
The second chick during third time was comical and everyone was joking but we didn't get much done in the way of storyline, it wasn't awkward ERP between two players alone and a DM.
The first three times it happened I was cool with it and rolled with it.
However, tonight we had a new, third female guest join the group for one session (fourth session with female included) and it went alot better compared to the times before but I think it might have only been that way because of some primping I did.
Before tonight's session I pulled the most handsome guy in our group aside, the Casanova who always gets flirted with during the adventures at some point and told him that if our new female friend was to try anything with him, to not go full retard and keep it light so that we could progress the main storyline.
Asher Morris
About forty-five minutes into the session we arrive at the inn and like some type of magical clockwork, she starts getting cozy with him.
Mr. Casanova dials back the flirting about 80% compared to the other times and she's still practically pushing him down the stairs to one of the private rooms to be alone.
The bartenders pet dragonling sniffed a pepper shaker and began sneezing fit flinging fire everywhere and eventually onto the barrels of ale, setting fire to the inn at a rapid rate. Everyone got the hell out of the bar (except one stubborn elf who was set on enjoying his - last - meal) so the story wouldn't continue to go down the ERP path.
Now this was the fourth damn time its happened and I put a stop to it at the expense of losing the Scaly Scoundrel inn.
Is this a common problem for D&D groups? How do I prevent this?
I think having females around really boosts the morale of the group but some of these negative sides I'm seeing, I think I almost prefer not having females in my group.
And I'm certainly not going to kick a good friend and long time player from the group for being handsome, that's not his fault.
Dylan Lewis
Bitches be horny.
Jonathan Carter
Play with less shitty people.
Jeremiah King
Go full horror movie. Every time they try ERP have some sort of hard to kill monster break in and attack while they are both naked an vulnerable. Do it every single time. Eventually they will get the hint. Or maybe one of them will just die. Either way.
Jose Thomas
Play with less shitty people.
I've had a bunch of chicks in my games and have buddies with chicks in their games and they've had no problem.
You're having bad luck to the point that I'm thinking this story is made up.
Angel Morales
Or just fucking tell them "hey guys, I don't find this fun. Can you do this on your own time?"
We are humans who have developed language to discuss our differences.
Eli Morris
Beer isn't flamable
Jordan Cook
I recommend you tell her that if she does it with one person that she has to do it with everybody.
Ian Peterson
I mean, you've pretty much encountered the same conundrum that the entire world has been dealing with since we crawled out of the primordial muck.
Dude tries to get shit done. Chick wants Dude to propagate the species.with her. Dude is pretty much powerless to say no.
Look at it this way, the game isn't 'advancing' but it's still being played, no?
Let them snugglefuck it out of their systems and hope for the best next session. Eventually the novelty wears off and they'll want to game more seriously. Shit, back in high school the gaming groups were all practically tossing each other around in bizarre fuckbuddy triangles, but we all still showed up to game and never missed a session.
Good on you for empathizing with your groups Casanova though. If you have the opportunity to get laid IRL because you're fun to be around at the RP table ... that's just a win-win.
Asher Johnson
oh look its one of those threads where something that didn't happen is told in order to bait idiots.
Michael Lewis
user, the problem isn't the women. It's your Casanova.
The fucker got game.
Mason Jones
tell your friend to take the girl into the closest room for fifteen minutes before the session to do the horisontal mamba, worst case scenario he's a little sleepy for the first half hour of the adventure.
Christopher Roberts
>Dude tries to get shit done. >Chick wants Dude to propagate the species.with her. >Dude is pretty much powerless to say no.
I swear to god you are the OP trying to start shit.
I know you got a backlog of /r9k/ bullshit to whip out to "prove" your point so I'm just going to say /r9k/ plz leave and then I'm gonna rip this hook out of my mouth.
/r9k/ plz leave
Benjamin Edwards
Not even that guy, but this is how your post is read
>guuh, i hate it when other people don't see the world as I do, also I don't believe in any proofs that support an opinion I don't share, I don't even wanna see them to question their validity
>please leave my eco-chamber alone guse
Lincoln Diaz
When I play, all female characters have a menstrual cycle. "Safe days" and PMS are tracked.
ERP? I force them to roll dice for every part of it, especially if they're drunk. The DC depends on the compatibility of the character's Races, alignments, and current health or status effects -- since sex happens BEFORE the rest, you can't fuck decently while you're half dead.
The rolls:
Foreplay Full undressing Penetration Endurance Female Orgasm (repeat Endurance and Female Orgasm steps as long as both succeed, but with increasingly high DC each time) Pregnancy (Failing = knocked up)
Humiliation means those character can never have sex again for another 2 levels.
Pregnancy has its own rules, the baby's development and how it affects the woman is tracked.
The more orgasms the woman has, the more "Psychotically Attached" she becomes towards him. Her character loses most of her Intelligence when he's around, all of her Charisma around others, and if he ever gets seriously wounded she goes into full Panic.
Camden Perry
Women love male attention (despite not very much enjoying men themselves) and will go to crazy extents to get it. This is why you have women wearing what amounts to a set of strategically placed strings in summer yet complaining about catcalling. Catcalling is offensive because it sexualizes them, when all they want is an ego boost.
Now consider that girls like the one you posted are representative of girls who play TTRPG. They're not too attractive, not too popular and tend to have mannish attributes (and not the sexy ones or the cute tomboy ones either, but the vulgar "will sip beer and burp out loud in public" kind). To these women, men who play TTRPG (not exactly the most popular with women) are easy pickings. These women need to just exist around them for attention, but if that's not enough some sexual teasing helps too. Especially when it allows them to get attention from the most high-value man at the table.
By the end of the day women are women, these women are just a little bit more desperate and have lower standards.
If you want game, invite a mixed group (roughly equal size of both genders) for TTRPG and make sure you're the most handsome guy at the table. You'll be drowning in ugly pussy pretty quickly.
Noah Thompson
I've never played a role playing game so this is the first time I ever hear about ERP. Anyone care to explain why how and when the hell this happens?
Asher Jones
Apparently you've never been around women IRL either if you don't understand how, why and when this happens.
Noah Brooks
Yes you are and congratulations you made me bite again.
Now I'm done and done and done and done. This is a board about talking about roleplaying games and board games and which your focus on talking about gender bs instead of saying
>stay on topic faggot, just ignore the troll
makes me certain that you are the same /r9k/ faggot. Probably the same with
Ok, now I'm done done done done done.
Julian Smith
It happens when people want to talk about sex and sexing instead of actually physically sexing.
Usually due to technical difficulties like distance, some just like the pretend, others want to explore the topic before trying to engage in it physically.
Matthew Hernandez
Barrels of ales are flammable?
FFS
Logan Adams
>it's okay to be off-topic as long as my sensibilities aren't disturbed
Owen Gonzalez
>tg_has_changed Top fucking kek.
Thomas Torres
Just play with less shitty people.
I mean fuck, at university I ran a group comprised of three guys and four females and no issue, and im now running a game of six lesbians with no issue there either.
If you dont want people erping, just fucking say 'and fade to black, back to the actual adventure'. If they complain, just point out that they can get laid in real life, they cant hunt down the bandit king theyre being paid to render unto the country's law in real life. They presumably came to you to play tabletop afterall
Henry Green
This.
Alexander Rogers
Or make them have sex on the table, in character, doing voices. I've done that too. Pretty hot desu senpai, even if they're ugly
Ayden Thompson
Find better players. I've played with 10 or so girls in the course of my long gaming carreer and, while not all were good players, none of them ever brought ERP at my table. Not one.
Tyler Price
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Michael Evans
Nasty slut
Justin Roberts
Is that the updated Descent?
Asher Turner
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William James
What are they really up to...?
Hudson Phillips
Looks to be one of the 4e-lite adventure boardgames, to me.
Adrian Johnson
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Joseph Gonzalez
Satanic death sex cult if I ever saw one.
Probably eat the youngest if their characters don't win the game
Jaxon Butler
Occult Sex Magic. Establishing a coven of witches with the male being the warlock
It used to only be freakish social outcasts who delved into such depravity... truly the roots of evil have spread far...
Cameron Hall
...
Sebastian Sanders
...
Lincoln Lewis
>those eyes
Hudson Richardson
PROOOF! PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF!
And look, they drink the devil's piss for their diabolical rituals
Kevin Robinson
What the fuck is that faceless abomination behind the head of the black girl?
Nathaniel Thomas
Cause your girls are shit We have girls in CoC that's Call of Cthulhu not Correction of Co-records lmao but we have a grill who plays a gay guy and tries to avo8d sex. Get better girls or get guys and LOTS OF VODKA cause you'll be erping with sucking each others dicks more than the D and/or D less DnD more suck the D amirite?
Jordan Johnson
Ever tried sex with GURPS? Way better
Owen Hall
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Ian Gray
>>tg_has_changed >Top fucking kek. Not that user but slightly curious. Is your kek derived from the filename or the image itself? Just curious which concept compelled the kek from you.
Parker Nelson
The implication that Veeky Forums has changed.
Kayden Robinson
This guy gets it.
Aaron Butler
They have ethanol if you can run a gay Prius or Ford Fuckus off it it can burn
Christian Ward
>I think having females around really boosts the morale of the group but some of these negative sides I'm seeing, I think I almost prefer not having females in my group. That's understandable. Just play the normal game without girls and occasionally have an ERP session with anyone who's interested where girls are allowed.
Austin Brown
Ah, I see. Thank you. I actually think the quality trolls has changed, but Veeky Forums overall has not. Party on..
Cooper Gomez
Oh yeah each turn takes 1 second so sex only takes 12 turns gg
Adrian Sanders
How the fuck did you upload a pdf as A image I'm dreaming fuck man
Josiah Davis
You can understand it, though, right? I know if I was offered attention just for showing skin and everyone was sexually interested in me, I'd enjoy it.
Jack Ward
Are you being serious?
Carter Reyes
I usually take the Poorly Endowed disadvantage so I can afford being Immune to Disease.
You'd be surprised
Noah Ramirez
hownew.ru
Wyatt Walker
It hasn't, it's still the exact same shit.
Hudson Harris
I wanted to say you are corrupting youngsters with bad taste in beer, but it is german one so nothing I could criticise. Not the one I'd chose but oh well.
Gavin Lewis
Where's the fun in that?
Jason Gutierrez
>Poorly Endowed >small penis or small breasts, as appropriate to gender >Women will take a -2 to Sex Appeal rolls
Michael Morgan
/thread
Joshua Moore
m8 That's a shitass 3e "fan" supplement nobody ever uses.
Nicholas Hughes
>Lost Mine of Phandelver I bet they had a great session :3
Jaxon Bailey
OP, stop playing with sluts and the manwhore. I've played with several women, not once had that problem.
>First girl played a hippie cleric in one campaign then a stereotypical viking in the second. Only time sex came up was when her characters boned NPCs off-screen. It amounted to, "Did I have a good time?" "*rolls* Yeah." and then we moved on.
>Second girl played a LG human fighter in a party of evil fucks. Nothing remotely sexual happened in game.
>Third played a talking cat that burned down a bar and blamed it on the NPCs who died in the fire.
Easton Campbell
If you still have problems and want a feminine presence nonetheless, I suggest playing with traps. Fun times for all.
Jaxon Hall
>playing games of pretend with the mentally unstable
Cooper Peterson
Isn't that what we do everytime we play anything Veeky Forums with anyone?
Jace Jenkins
Reading comprehension m8. I just said I DIDN'T have any problems. If anything, all the problem players I've played with have been men.
Jaxson Torres
That was addressed to OP and an addition to your post, you tit.
Jason Moore
My bad, seemed like it was addressed to me.
Henry Anderson
Just force "fade to black"
>Yes, we know your characters love each other and want to have "fun", but we don't need it described in detail in public. Not everyone needs to feel comfortable with that, moreso it is distracting to the game. So we aknowledge it HAPPENED but if you want to go into the details, you retrospectively act it out alone after the game, talking, on messenger even live action if you fucking want it, whatever. For now, your characters did it however would they do it, they're happy and ready to carry on with the adventure. Period.
Simple as that.
Lincoln Sanchez
it's called anecdotal evidence, look it up
Aiden Anderson
Maybe your group doesn't have the really hot guys OP's does?
Hudson Price
>eco-chamber Fuck, now I want to make a setting based on pre-EPA 1970s ecological-collapse dystopia sci-fi
Ethan Gonzalez
> Veeky Forums why issit that when we have someone of the opposite sex in a table full of (assuming) straight males, it tends that sexual tension happen that wasn't there when there was just straight males?
>Veeky Forums, how comes it's the guy with admitely more charm that gets the girls attention?
Gavin Butler
Dude, if you are the DM and she's tossing herself at a player rather than you through an NPC or OOC chat, then you are a shitty DM, or ugly.
Being DM is like, the sexiest thing you can in a RPG table. Sure it's like being the most manly person in a nunnery, but still. You must be doing something wrong.
Luis Hughes
This guy has a point
Jaxson Lee
>All these tryhards trying to appear mature and wise on an image board for discussing cartoons by saying "just be an adult and talk it out. god look how wise and mature I am like an adult" If you really are as old as you're implying maybe you're a bit too old for this website.
Andrew Harris
I was 25 the first time I heard the phrase "too old for the Internet" on Veeky Forums.
Man, 2005 was a long time ago.
Adrian Gutierrez
Being childish and not wanting to handle things maturely does you no credit and it's not something to brag about. I'm here because this is my hobby and because I like being here. My age is of no consequence. Plus even a 18 year old is already too old to be playing childish games rather than face stuff with frank conversation.
Elijah Green
Repost this and tell the mod to move CYOA and Gamefinder threads off Veeky Forums.
Isaiah Morgan
You know
Small breasts compared to small penis doesn't seem like as big a disadvantage
Jose Clark
>Being childish Yeah fuckwad holy shit people are being childish ON A FORUM TO DISCUSS CHILDRENS CARTOONS holy fuck god damn at last I truly see you are right might and wise senior.
Don't you have a retirement home to be miserable all day in?
Jeremiah Brooks
Are you serious making a point that trying to argue reasonably is a problem because Veeky Forums was created to discuss anime? How can you not feel stupid blurting stuff like that?
Juan Miller
This isn't a children's website, son.
Cooper Hall
There is no arguing reasonable on Veeky Forums you old fart. If you want that you go somewhere else. Veeky Forums is not the place for being reasonable. Notice how all the more popular boards are notorious for not being reasonable? That is the target audience. It's a manchilds website.
Benjamin Cook
>fullretard.gif
William Fisher
You might want to loosen that fedora there, kid.
Daniel Harris
well at least he is making the best of a god-awfully awkward thing to rp.
Blake Harris
hands down the most adorable thing I've seen in my life.
11/10 would play DM's game
Angel Fisher
Yeah, the solution is to fuck the Casanova.
Dominic Phillips
This. Find players - male and female - who want to murderhobo ingame and anything ERP-like gets shitcanned quickly.
Liam Baker
They both seem advantageous for traps
Luke Ramirez
Having females around never boosts the morale of a group of men unless they're all getting sexed enough. A group of couples is fine, a roughly even group of men and women is okay, but if the men outnumber the women and aren't already getting pussy somewhere, it ruins cohesion.
Every single time.
Eli Sullivan
No. Its odd as fuck to me that two people would talk dirty while pretending to be dwarves, elves or whatever while some other people try to play the geekiest shit ever. I don't condemn it, I just find it very very weird.
Matthew Rogers
being able to play the fucking game
Josiah Sanchez
I don't actually get what your problem is OP. It's not like they've been derailing the whole campaign.
If your social prowess doesn't extend to the fairer gender, your best option may be to just keep it a sausage party.
Benjamin Miller
Literally a lie.
Are you the same /r9k/ faggot?
Landon Thomas
I'm a DM and there is one girl in our regular group of players in my current session. Never was an issue and is usually the most cooperative of the bunch.
I actually had to introduce the "X" card because one of my players kept "jokingly" implying that his character is going to rape hers. It was pretty cringeworthy.