Say something nice about kobolds

Say something nice about kobolds.

A fair amount of their porn is fappable

They almost make for good boots.

They are underdogs you can root for.

They aren't kender.

They're pretty easy to kill.

Something nice about kobolds.

As least they're not Gnolls.

Gnolls don't have such a virulent fanbase as the kobold.

You might run into a good gnoll every once in a while, but you can't shake a stick without hitting some "misunderstood kobold."

They make adequate servants, though they lack the drive and self-direction to be truly independent.
Imagine a chinese or japanese feudalism with all the lower class replaced with kobolds.

I fucking hate Gnolls, is more what I was getting at.
I wish them all a painful, horrible death.

They're cute and I want to fuck, marry, and hold hands with one
>tfw never ever

They can look like this and be called goblins.

1)they are too cute

2)kitchen princess is best princess

Ah, I thought you were talking about as potential player characters.

I've got to agree with you there though, Gnolls are pretty much Orcs only 50% more furry and 100% more depraved, which is incredible when you consider orcs are classic rape monsters.

They were better when there was no ridiculous scalie fanbase surounding them.

They were better when they were ratfolk with scales and dog-like faces.

Great canon fodder to throw by the hundreds.
>puts like 10 to 20 1 hp bolds in dungeon rooms.

Tuckers kobold was creative but is long solved.

Also a great way to put as a breadcrumb trail to get them to find the dragon.

9 out 9 dragons agree, they taste fantastic

This. Much closer to their mythological origins.

They can be cute as all fuck.

DOOM DOOM DOOM
WE'RE DOOMED DOOM DOOM

They fit in most overhead compartments.

They make a nice sounding crunch when you step on them

They aren't Gnomes.

They're a cute

This guy.
This guy knows what's up.
This guy's mah nigga.

Oh my god my fucking heart

They make good Cohorts.
If you diplomamcer a tribe into becoming part of a village, you basically don't have to worry about raiders.

>hand holding
Fuck off back to tumblr you /d/egenrate, that's just way too far.

10/10 would bring on an adventure into a dungeon, then the underdark, then to hell, then back again.

Kek

they burn really well

>not holding her hands
>not letting her curl around you for warmth
>not gently massaging her tail
Pleb

They're not goblins

Wait, why is hand holding a degenerate thing? Everyone holds hands, it's a basic display of affection even if the two aren't lovers.

Not sure if bait or newfag...

It's a meme, dear newfriend. Just a meme.

I like tiny lizard people, they're cute. I could take or leave some of the baggage attached to being kobolds specifically, if I'm honest.

Picturing a cave-fortress filled with armed midget lizards (hereafter "midgards") is just funny to me, moreso than orcs or mini-orcs.

You must be new here, user.

It was an ironic postmeme.
I know you knew it so me explaining it is, like, so deep underground I can't see light anymore.
Soon we're gonna hit the bottom of ironical subversion we will get back to trollfaces

No one will miss them when their used for unethical experiments.

Such as testing biological-to-mechanical conversion nanites.

taste good

They honestly have one of the coolest names out of standard fantasy races. I can't define it, it's just that "Kobold" sounds cool, punchy, and pleasing to me.

Also, useful for spotting furfags that wouldn't show up in a setting with only catfolk.

The average kobold has one HP more than the average commoner.

Depends on edition. Basic gives them d4 HD, versus d6 for a bandit or acolyte or other commoner NPC.

They are endlessly optimistic, attacking creatures that could wipe out their whole tribe with reckless glee

They were better in the short timeframe when they were Scottish Terrier people.

I like them.

Tucker's Kobold's taught me to think about intelligent monsters differently, and my games became epic because of it.

Kobold's were my muse.

They're great for home defense if you can't afford dwarves.

Kobold?

The fun of banging a dragon without the need for preptime or having to worry about a broken pelvis if they're on top.

something nice about kobolds.

They die quickly

Indeed

They're cute, can be intelligent horrors when banding together, they've got a lot of potential, they're a great out-of-left-field race for worldbuilding, they already have a history of horde tactics and tinkering, and you can set up interesting diplomatic problems/tensions/solutions with dwarves that the party can exploit.

they are not elf scum

I booped the snoot and suddenly I was married.

When I first got that game my computer didn't have working sound so my brother did the voices, you can not imagine my pain when kobolds didn't really have Mexican accents.
On topic they are hard working, family orientated and hard working.

Used charm person on one once. He ended up staying with the party well after the charm wore off (something about him being too stupid to realize it was magic that changed his mind and not our characters shouting to him that he is the chosen one as we backed away from the fight to heal). Kobolds are fun as fuck when they arent trying to kill you.

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They are puny and weak.

They die easy

Classic and stylish.

And doesn't walk on toes.

Literally shit tier

I don't hate them as much as i hate every single other animal or monster.

>Dat_bait_iz_lo_kwalitee.bmp

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Kobold kobold

Years ago I played in a campaign as a half dragon knight. Rather than fight me, a group of kobolds living in a cave had great reverence for me, and they were just too cute to freeze with my ice breath. I asked them why they were stealing and looting from the nearby town, and they just didn't know any better.
So I set to teaching them an honest trade, manufacturing siege weapons.
They managed to become wildly successful, stopped stealing and defied their chaotic nature. It was my most happy moment as a player
I mostly DM now, and an international corporation of kobolds who manufacture siege weapons is now canon in all my settings. They are lawful neutral and despite rules revisions, in my mind they still eat and subsist on sweet, nutritious rocks
pic is not exactly him but a close enough approximation

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I have a kobold NPC retainer who has literally not rolled lower than a 17 on his d20 for anything.

I sent him off to protect the princess I'm sworn to the other session, and it was alright waking up in jail because I KNEW that princess was the safest person in the whole goddamn setting.

Kobolds are alright.

I've been playing one in a pathfinder campaign a friend asked me to join, and I find he's been quite useful in teaching me how the game system works. I've generally been focussing on placing traps, searching for traps, disarming traps, and surviving traps when I forget to search for traps.

Stat wise, he's as bad in combat as I am playing him in combat.